Josh Channings
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Josh Channings
@josh.channings.me.uk
Software Mancunian working on electronics products in Rust and others.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This one *almost* got me, because I had the missed payment in the back of my mind. Was it just a lucky guess, or is there a leak somewhere?
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I didn’t pay a Russian lady to curl one out on my chest. You can’t prove any of that.
October 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
September 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I’ve been to a few restaurants in many countries, but I have *never* seen anywhere advertise as a “British Restaurant”
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel so old, I don’t know who any of these bands are.
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The price of dirt these days is insane.
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ah, good times. Probably safe to delete that rule now.
March 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
BBC Sport app slow to update, for which I was briefly grateful.
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think my dog has been on the shrooms. He’s looking around like he’s gone to bat country.
January 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@samuel.bsky.team I found a bug:

I created a 2nd account for a project. It doesn’t have a profile picture yet, but does have a domain.

When I switch back to *this* account in the web app, I can’t get off this screen. Following the process clears my existing profile picture, for *this* account.
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'll take it!
December 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
This inscription was dictated while also directing a sword fight.
November 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
My life right now.
November 19, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Yes, I think I’ll skip this one.
November 6, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Have you tried the “buy a semi-broken Touch ID KB off eBay with the intention of extracting the ID sensor into a nice case but never get round to to it and just end up with this mess” solution?
November 4, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Debugging the JDK installer so I can install the JDK so I can debug the debugger so I can debug my code.

Fuck Java, and all who sail in her.
October 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do NOT buy jizz off the internet.
October 27, 2024 at 9:16 AM
iOS 18 is a shit show of a release. The phone needs a hard reset whenever you try opening the camera from control centre. The built in Shazam leaves a frozen live activity which also needs a force reset to clear, and can’t actually Shazam.
October 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Thanks for the handy suggestion Siri, I definitely want to do that while I still have signal…
October 7, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Perhaps something is lost in translation?
September 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Microsoft is shit at software S13E22
September 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they know there are sardines.
September 11, 2024 at 8:21 AM
The fuck is this? I’ve found all your bicycles and now I’m expected to gauge the sass levels of 9 hallucinated creatures?
August 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM