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Ahh can’t sleep 🥹 been up since 3am
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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🚨 NEW JESSIE WARE ON FRIDAY 🚨
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
There’s nothing a bath can’t fix 🫶🧖‍♂️
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ewww new laptop day at work I’ve just had to hand in my trusty Dell for a Lenovo 😭😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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you and me both popup 🫩
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Ordered three pairs of socks online and they’ve shipped them individually?? All have to be signed for as well and all coming on separate days 😳
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Leif melts my heart 🥹🥹
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Why’s mine so wrong?! 😭 I spent like 6 solid days in December glued to my switch
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Dentist time 🦷🪥
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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you should be able to play as princess diana in mario kart
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Add me on Strava if you’re that way inclined ✌🏻

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January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Cute morning out
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Yuck just had to pay my car tax 🥹💀
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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she sat down with the president of studio lambert and said let's make some fucking TELEVISION
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
So far I’m really enjoying no Josh January ✨
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I’m still processing the Greek Tragedy like oh my daaaaays the best thing that’s ever happened
The #RHOSLC finale was everything I needed
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Just seen something saying that the MM flip it around is the gays version of 6 7 and I feel seen
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The #RHOSLC finale was everything I needed
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Good evening to Jade’s eye makeup only #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
IYKYK
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Fuck my drag ✌🏻 I slipped on the ice 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Run 3: Womp womp!!

I didn’t quit. I adapted. And that’s a win (even if it doesn’t feel like it)

- Wasn’t feeling it
- Road was sooo icy I decided to run to a park
- Slipped and walked home ✌🏻
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
What a silly silly time to wake up for a run
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
First time cooking with tofu, wish me luck!
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM