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Jarrin Paryzek
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Good talk, I’ll see you out there. #UARK Alum
I’ve encountered an #OnlyInJournalism word while listening to @thepressbox.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Every three or four years, Joyce Manor surfaces with 20 minutes of perfect new music. Bless them. They might be the best band.
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Why did the Twins and Vikings shake up their front offices on the same day? Kwesi Adofo-Mensah was incredibly successful
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I am once again reading NBA mock drafts over some late morning coffee and getting pist about the lack of respect being shown to Darius Acuff Jr. Tyler Tanner top 10??? Mikel Brown Jr??? Come on
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Running off to work on a story.

In the meantime:

Religious left: still a thing.
Arrests calmly ongoing.

This is going to take a while. There are a lot of clergy risking arrest.
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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How democrats should be talking about ICE/DHS/Border Patrol...
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The Tyler Tanner and Mikel Brown Jr over Darius Acuff Jr nonsense must stop.
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The new thing to do for NFL picks/gambling content is when you get a pick wrong you just always say, “This was the right side! Team X fucked us!”

Which means you picked the wrong side.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Yesterday, I completed the internet’s least anticipated EOY music list. I have not been keeping up with rap like I have in years past. I hope to change that 2026. But another fun year of music. The alt-countryification of emo has continued. Two more years of this and I’m calling it sixth wave
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror.

Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Him and Colson are going to strike out 500 times and hit 80 bombs
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Do it, Michigan
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Three of my favorite emo records to come out past 5 or so years feel very lost to time. And it is a damn shame!

Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sox are getting their #RochsOff in July. #FavoredByLeoXIV
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Going to the theatre to watch 4+ hours of Kill Bill tonight in protest of this development
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ain’t No Half-Steppin for the Hogs 2026 and beyond
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Vooch was falling apart in the 4th and being bullied by Clingan (lotta folks do) but he was having a horrible 4th quarter. Game winner. That is the Vooch experience
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Many White Sox people gave up on Hagen Smith🐗🐗. Not me. DEALING in the AFL.

They wah wah about not drafting Konnor Griffin. We have Konnor Griffin at home, kids.
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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There’s $5 billion sitting in a SNAP contingency fund. It’s money that could keep families fed during a shutdown. USDA isn’t using those funds. And French Hill and his pals are doing nothing.

We’re paying taxes. They’re playing politics.

The result, kids go hungry while cash sits in a bank.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
At least this will put the nail in Bobby P’s HC coffin
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Mamdani is already reducing crime in New York.
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM