JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast
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JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
· Mar 3
🤣 I just realized I've been blocked by @merriam-webster.com. I've been blocked on BlueSky by a dictionary.
Did you know that until recently, any definition on their website only had two share links? Facebook & Twitter.
Every so often, I'd remind them they only have share links to fascist sites.
Did you know that until recently, any definition on their website only had two share links? Facebook & Twitter.
Every so often, I'd remind them they only have share links to fascist sites.
Man, watching my kid watch Frozen for the millionth time, I think I just realized how much the Elsa foot stomp is an iconic power move for kids like her.
She always does it when she watches the movie and thinking back, she always does it when she wants to be strong.
She always does it when she watches the movie and thinking back, she always does it when she wants to be strong.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Man, watching my kid watch Frozen for the millionth time, I think I just realized how much the Elsa foot stomp is an iconic power move for kids like her.
She always does it when she watches the movie and thinking back, she always does it when she wants to be strong.
She always does it when she watches the movie and thinking back, she always does it when she wants to be strong.
This is killing me.
Apparently, RFK Jr. has a way with words that would even make booksky scribes envious.
Apparently, RFK Jr. has a way with words that would even make booksky scribes envious.
That was the WTF aperitif, but the entire meal was a smorgasbord of brain bleach
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is killing me.
Apparently, RFK Jr. has a way with words that would even make booksky scribes envious.
Apparently, RFK Jr. has a way with words that would even make booksky scribes envious.
Technically, this is what they voted for. Destroy their own industry then get that government bailout money. Now the whole farming/food industry is someone else's problem in the future. These ghouls got theirs.
Rep. Ashley Hinson on a bailout for farmers: "I'm pleased to hear that the administration acknowledges the struggles our farmers are facing and will be focused on this bridge. We need this bridge, these payments to go out to our folks so they can continue to operate."
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Technically, this is what they voted for. Destroy their own industry then get that government bailout money. Now the whole farming/food industry is someone else's problem in the future. These ghouls got theirs.
𝘠𝘰𝘶, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵? 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧.
Now that she's on the receiving end of what she used to do to others, she can't take it. I'm sure she's already getting her government pension, so she doesn't care.
Now that she's on the receiving end of what she used to do to others, she can't take it. I'm sure she's already getting her government pension, so she doesn't care.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, former Trump loyalist, says she is resigning from Congress
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, a once-loyal supporter of President Donald Trump who has become a critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
𝘠𝘰𝘶, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵? 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧.
Now that she's on the receiving end of what she used to do to others, she can't take it. I'm sure she's already getting her government pension, so she doesn't care.
Now that she's on the receiving end of what she used to do to others, she can't take it. I'm sure she's already getting her government pension, so she doesn't care.
Man, seriously, fuck this Liberal government.
Apparently, the pandemic taught us nothing.
Apparently, the pandemic taught us nothing.
Canada cuts back spending to fight infectious diseases worldwide https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/business/2025/11/21/canada-announces-1b-for-global-fund-to-fight-infectious-diseases/
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Man, seriously, fuck this Liberal government.
Apparently, the pandemic taught us nothing.
Apparently, the pandemic taught us nothing.
Need more people like @pattonoswalt.bsky.social pushing back against these MAGAt idiots like Maher.
Well done, sir.
Well done, sir.
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Need more people like @pattonoswalt.bsky.social pushing back against these MAGAt idiots like Maher.
Well done, sir.
Well done, sir.
Just two questions:
1) Why the fuck are we letting the US host anything?
2) Why the fuck of anyone want to go to the US for anything right now?
1) Why the fuck are we letting the US host anything?
2) Why the fuck of anyone want to go to the US for anything right now?
Kristi Noem's thinly-veiled threat to tourists visiting US for the World Cup
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem sent a warning to tourists traveling to the U.S. during the 2026 World Cup
www.irishstar.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just two questions:
1) Why the fuck are we letting the US host anything?
2) Why the fuck of anyone want to go to the US for anything right now?
1) Why the fuck are we letting the US host anything?
2) Why the fuck of anyone want to go to the US for anything right now?
I think about these people a lot.
I feel like we kinda just forgot about this story.
They brought back one dude.
There's still, like, how many that are STILL THERE?!
I feel like we kinda just forgot about this story.
They brought back one dude.
There's still, like, how many that are STILL THERE?!
A federal judge has asked attorneys to identify witnesses and offer plans for how to conduct a contempt probe of the Trump administration for failing to turn around planes carrying Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador in March.
Judge to proceed with contempt probe after US flew migrants to El Salvador prison in March
A federal judge has asked attorneys to identify witnesses and offer plans for how to conduct a contempt probe of the Trump administration for failing to turn around planes carrying Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador in March.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think about these people a lot.
I feel like we kinda just forgot about this story.
They brought back one dude.
There's still, like, how many that are STILL THERE?!
I feel like we kinda just forgot about this story.
They brought back one dude.
There's still, like, how many that are STILL THERE?!
Very cool story.
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Very cool story.
Well, at least we can now quote the POTUS with impunity when we respond to MAGAts.
I mean.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, at least we can now quote the POTUS with impunity when we respond to MAGAts.
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I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
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I'm not minimizing any of the countless other reasons he should be drafting his resignation.
It's that he said this to a woman. In her workplace. In front of her colleagues. While she does her job.
It's a disgrace. He owes her an apology, and so do all of his voters, frankly.
It's that he said this to a woman. In her workplace. In front of her colleagues. While she does her job.
It's a disgrace. He owes her an apology, and so do all of his voters, frankly.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm not minimizing any of the countless other reasons he should be drafting his resignation.
It's that he said this to a woman. In her workplace. In front of her colleagues. While she does her job.
It's a disgrace. He owes her an apology, and so do all of his voters, frankly.
It's that he said this to a woman. In her workplace. In front of her colleagues. While she does her job.
It's a disgrace. He owes her an apology, and so do all of his voters, frankly.
Glad they're going to release the files they swore up and down didn't exist.
He summoned Boebert to the Situation Room to pressure her to withdraw her name. Called Mace. Threatened Massie and Greene. Now he knows it will pass and he’s trying to save face. But he also knows it may die in the senate and DOJ intends to cite a new “pending investigation” to block it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Glad they're going to release the files they swore up and down didn't exist.
Officially 3 years away from half a century.
Just an insane thought for me to process.
Hope y'all had a good day today.
Just an insane thought for me to process.
Hope y'all had a good day today.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Officially 3 years away from half a century.
Just an insane thought for me to process.
Hope y'all had a good day today.
Just an insane thought for me to process.
Hope y'all had a good day today.
Glad to see ye ol' anti-Nazi tactics being used efficiently against the American government's actions.
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Glad to see ye ol' anti-Nazi tactics being used efficiently against the American government's actions.
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Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
𝘈 𝘓é𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 73 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭.
Oh no! Who could have imagined their would be negative consequences to our actions?!
Good job Quebec. Glad you're finally feeling the effects of your draconian policies. Deserved.
Oh no! Who could have imagined their would be negative consequences to our actions?!
Good job Quebec. Glad you're finally feeling the effects of your draconian policies. Deserved.
François Legault's battle with Quebec doctors could be his last fight https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-francois-legault-quebec-doctors-political-fight/
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
𝘈 𝘓é𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 73 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭.
Oh no! Who could have imagined their would be negative consequences to our actions?!
Good job Quebec. Glad you're finally feeling the effects of your draconian policies. Deserved.
Oh no! Who could have imagined their would be negative consequences to our actions?!
Good job Quebec. Glad you're finally feeling the effects of your draconian policies. Deserved.
Every line of this #mtg article is spot on.
Unbelievable how garbage these #UniversesBeyond sets are.
Unbelievable how garbage these #UniversesBeyond sets are.
Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card | Commander's Herald
using the old CRT TV in my mom's basement. Frankly, the fact that it isn't an in-between frame where Aang looks like a sleep paralysis demon is a miracle."
commandersherald.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Every line of this #mtg article is spot on.
Unbelievable how garbage these #UniversesBeyond sets are.
Unbelievable how garbage these #UniversesBeyond sets are.
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It is astonishing the effort and resources being poured into refusing to feed American citizens.
BREAKING: Federal judge in Mass. issues a new TRO in the SNAP benefits challenges, this one in the multistate challenge, ordering that — at least — contingency fund payments be released by noon Thursday. She also continues blocking the 11/8 directive that states "undo" full SNAP benefit payments.
![For the reasons stated below, the court GRANTS a
temporary restraining order staying enforcement against the states for following the United
States Department of Agriculture’s (“USDA”) conflicting Notices to State Agencies dated
October 10, October 24, November 4, November 5, and November 8, 2025, regarding
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (“SNAP”) benefits for November 2025.1
The court
1
The SNAP program is detailed in the court’s Memorandum & Order [Doc. No. 26], which is
incorporated in full herein by reference.
Case 1:25-cv-13165-IT Document 101 Filed 11/12/25 Page 1 of 24
2
further orders USDA to release to SNAP/EBT processing vendors by 12:00 p.m., November 13,
2025, at minimum the SNAP Contingency Funds that the USDA previously assured the court
were being released. This order does not limit the USDA from exercising its discretion and
releasing 100% SNAP funding by that date and time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreib2gqtdrut74zrxgyfmpyekdoctt3odbbjveij7zswo4d6k47hfkq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It is astonishing the effort and resources being poured into refusing to feed American citizens.
I cannot stress enough how goddamn accurate this comic is.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I cannot stress enough how goddamn accurate this comic is.
Goooooooood job, Quebec.
Glad to see you're taking more cues from America while trying to pretend you're better than America.
Keeping going after medical professionals. Let's see how far that gets you.
Glad to see you're taking more cues from America while trying to pretend you're better than America.
Keeping going after medical professionals. Let's see how far that gets you.
Over 260 Quebec doctors apply for Ontario licences in weeks following Bill 2 | CBC News
Over 250 Quebec doctors are applying to be able to work in Ontario, according to the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario. The surge of applications is happening in the wake of a controversia...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Goooooooood job, Quebec.
Glad to see you're taking more cues from America while trying to pretend you're better than America.
Keeping going after medical professionals. Let's see how far that gets you.
Glad to see you're taking more cues from America while trying to pretend you're better than America.
Keeping going after medical professionals. Let's see how far that gets you.
This is so amazing and I'm impressed as hell at how picture prefect it is.
Super well done, @cardboard-crack.bsky.social.
Super well done, @cardboard-crack.bsky.social.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is so amazing and I'm impressed as hell at how picture prefect it is.
Super well done, @cardboard-crack.bsky.social.
Super well done, @cardboard-crack.bsky.social.
Remember when people were upset Biden used the pardon to protect his family and peers from the wrath of this administration saying it was a gross abuse in power?
Pretty sure Biden's been vindicated at this point. Cause this is way way worse.
Pretty sure Biden's been vindicated at this point. Cause this is way way worse.
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani and over 75 others involved in fake elector scheme
Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s disbarred and disgraced former attorney, joins other Trumpworld loyalists in receiving an unconditional pardon
www.independent.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Remember when people were upset Biden used the pardon to protect his family and peers from the wrath of this administration saying it was a gross abuse in power?
Pretty sure Biden's been vindicated at this point. Cause this is way way worse.
Pretty sure Biden's been vindicated at this point. Cause this is way way worse.
Further to this, it's annoying hearing The Olds counter with "Well, we had higher interest rates!"
Dude, your entire house cost you the equivilant of 50 large screen TV's. Gimmie a break.
"Well, we had smaller paycheques!"
Cool. That literally hasn't changed.
Dude, your entire house cost you the equivilant of 50 large screen TV's. Gimmie a break.
"Well, we had smaller paycheques!"
Cool. That literally hasn't changed.
Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Further to this, it's annoying hearing The Olds counter with "Well, we had higher interest rates!"
Dude, your entire house cost you the equivilant of 50 large screen TV's. Gimmie a break.
"Well, we had smaller paycheques!"
Cool. That literally hasn't changed.
Dude, your entire house cost you the equivilant of 50 large screen TV's. Gimmie a break.
"Well, we had smaller paycheques!"
Cool. That literally hasn't changed.
Americans figure out thing they already figured out and warn people of warning they already warned us about.
What will they learn next?
What will they learn next?
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
wrd.cm
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Americans figure out thing they already figured out and warn people of warning they already warned us about.
What will they learn next?
What will they learn next?