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J. Robert Deans
@jrobertdeans.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Children's Book Writer & Artist, Cartoonist. The Thin Man film series obsessive. dfplinks.com or https://grandpunwick.contact
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Hi Folks,
May was rough on the family (car repairs, medical bills, and a broken AC), and while I could set up a GFM, instead I am asking for commissions. All the details are here:
www.patreon.com/posts/129965...
Thank you in advance for orders and shares!
Cheers!
It's 2026, and the 10th Anniversary of my Patreon! I'm celebrating with a commission sale - 26% off commissions, and flat $10 shipping! Details at www.patreon.com/posts/147138... - but don't wait... Sale changes on Jan 15!
Cheers, and Happy New Year!
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Thank you, my friend! I'm glad you enjoyed your kit! Have a fantastic New Year! Thanks for helping make 2025 easier :)
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Make a Bond movie casual:

On Her Majesty's Secret Corgi Walking Service
Make a Bond movie casual:
Gold Plated Finger.
Make a Bond movie casual:
From King of Prussia with Love.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social I'm sure you already knew about this, but on the weird off chance you missed it, it's free with Prime for the moment:

Zorro - Season 1.
watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=a...
Watch Zorro - Season 1 | Prime Video
Diego de la Vega returns to California to avenge his father’s murder. After assuming the title of Zorro, he initiates his struggle against Nah-Lin, a Native American who he believes has stolen his inh...
watch.amazon.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yeah. Tim especially.
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What errors? It's as polished as any recent presidential speech.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh, yeah. I have a group of about 10 films I put on while I draw. The familiarity with the films keeps me from being distracted by them, but the "noise" gives my brain a second thing to focus on. Drew three pieces Monday while 'watching' the first two THIN MAN films.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'll allow it. 😉
(I once auditioned for the Simon & Shuster Trek writing pool with an Enterprise short story that was Porthos heavy. Didn't get the gig. I can only assume it's because the selection team preferred Spot.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@seanferrick.bsky.social Watching the Broken Bow Ups & Downs, and much of your criticism of the T&A is spot on, and just one of many reasons Berman and Braga piss me off. That said...

How was Porthos not your Latinum Up?
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

(2,000 and counting...)
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
And get ready for Netflix rates to jump another 20%. 🤦
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

(I couldn't decide, so...)
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
That's fantastic! And she is clearly enjoying making up her story!
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My wife, who also graduated college before Regher syarted, watching the Zorro figure video with me, audibly grunted in pain when @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social mentioned when he discovered Zorro.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I dunno... I was in college before Regher stopped playing Zorro. 🤦
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The only thing crazier than this custom fig is how my arthritis flared when I heard you say you were 5 when you first watched the 90s TV show. OOF. 😉
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And Congratulations to Alan on his first book!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sounds like an unpleasant variant of Dole Whip.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The new PUN PAL PERKS PACKS are coming along nicely! Join my Patreon at the BTS/Packs level before Dec 3rd to get yours!
(Perks Pack members get stickers, mini prints, and more all year!) patreon.com/jrobertdeans
#patreon #artwork #smallbusinessowner
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Is Paul hiding it?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Today's Dino is the late Jurassic era herbivore, the Apatosaurus!
On my Patreon, you can see this dino as Wonder Woman!
#dinosaurs #artwork #superheroes #jurassic #justiceleague #jurassicleague
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today's Dino is the late Cretaceous period dino, the Spinosaurus, first uncovered in Egypt in 1912.
#dinosaurs #artwork
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Today's Dino is the TYRANNOSAUR! (I Considered not sharing this until I redrew it when my carpal was better, but part of an artist's growth is learning from mistakes, which is easier to do when you also share your bad moments.)

Over on my Patreon, I drew this dino... As Luke Cage! Go check it out!
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I dunno... I can still see her.

(Aces as always, Chris! Hope the family is well!)
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My condolences to you and your family, Seán.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM