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Cran-Jamie

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Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him. https://linktr.ee/jrtoastyman

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · Dec 26

I need a new pinned post, so here goes. I mostly post about #Disney parks, Star Wars, STL Stuff ⚜️, travel, anything I find funny, great food and wine, legal stuff, Mizzou sports, STL Cardinals, KC Chiefs, human rights, and blue politics. If you're into any of that, too, give a dude a follow!

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 38m

To be clear, I don't agree with him on policy, either, but so much of my problem with Trump is that he's just such a cruel, petty asshole.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3h

Trump announces he will refuse to follow the court order to provide SNAP benefits to needy families.

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 2h

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued. I'd be willing to give them a go, but I'm not going to go out of my way to try the turkey ones lol

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 3h

Nobody asked for this

Oreo Releases Thanksgiving-Inspired Cookies Featuring Turkey & Stuffing and Creamed Corn Flavors

Oreo Releases Thanksgiving-Inspired Cookies Featuring Turkey & Stuffing and Creamed Corn Flavors

Oreo's Thanksgiving Dinner Inspired Cookies are flavored like the holiday's desserts and, more uniquely, dinner dishes

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4h

Is there an election where you are today? Get out there and VOTE! More important than even to plant a flag on the sort of country we want to live in...

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21h

I just want to point out that they appear to be using kale as a garnish, as God intended. That's how you do it!

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21h

It is 4:30 in the afternoon, can someone please explain to me why the sun is almost at the horizon???

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21h

Live view of me seconds after copying myself on an email and then instantly forgetting I had done so

a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her phone and saying ooh a notification

Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch excitedly looking at her phone and saying ooh a notification

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 1d

A few pics from yesterday's autumn leaf crawl from Pere Marquette State Park near Grafton, Illinois

A log cabin in front of a small pond with brilliantly colored trees behind it in
autumn

Trees with bright orange and yellow leaves

A tree with bright red, orange, yellow, and green leaves

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 1d

I usually listen to the news on the way into work but today I just listened to music and wow, has anyone tried this? There's a lot to be said for not being overwhelmed by a sense of impending doom before 9 a.m....

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 1d

This is more important now than ever, please join in supporting 2nd Harvest this holiday season!

Jeff Gordon @jeffgordonla.bsky.social · 2d

Day 3 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC. This food bank supports CM’s,hospitality workers & community .With layoffs ,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors. Need is high & imminent.
Please share & or donate!

together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

NFL Exec #1: “this Bad Bunny thing is killing us. Who do old white people like?

NFL Exec #2: “How about Sting?’

Sting to Headline NFL Concert Pre-Super Bowl Amid Bad Bunny Controversy

Sting has been announced as the headliner for a pre-Super Bowl concert amid the controversy surrounding Bad Bunny as the halftime show performer

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

So anyway, Merry Christmas everyone!

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

Le sigh

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

Well crap 😬

pittsburghbill.bsky.social @pittsburghbill.bsky.social · 6d

Twin Sisters Creamery initiated the recall of four cheeses made from raw, unpasteurized milk, which carries a higher risk of harboring pathogens that cause foodborne illness.

www.health.com/cheese-recal...

FDA Announces Recall of Cheese Linked to E. Coli Outbreak

Twin Sisters Creamery recalled four cheeses shipped to distributors in Oregon and Washington that have been connected to an E. coli outbreak. Here's what to know.

www.health.com

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

I guess it's time to throw away the bag of pretzels my kid got last Halloween so we can make room for a new bag that will live in our candy dish until this time next year

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

Has anyone checked with Don Jr to make sure he's cool with this?

www.samsung-news.com...

Screenshot of headline announcing that US will strike military targets in Venezuela

Screenshot from story noting that strikes are related to flow of cocaine into the US

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

a man with a beard is pointing up at the sky

ALT: a man with a beard is pointing up at the sky

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

Here's your annual reminder to check your kids' Halloween candy -- you never know what some sicko might try to hide in a candy bar...

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 5d

I so feel for you all impacted by this. Such bullshit. Hang in there...

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 6d

The biggest surprise for me was the revelation that anyone thinks I'm in the market for PVC pipe?

Screenshot of text message announcing "surprise deal" on PVC pipe

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 6d

ISO an app that will simplify the process of creating expense reports for work. Wishlist:

1. Integration with email to automatically identify air, hotels, car rentals, etc.
2. The ability to take pictures of receipts to include in an expense report.

What has worked for you?

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

A friend of mine named his cats #1 and #2 because cats don't really respond to their names anyway. 😂

Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 7d

What’s the most hilarious name you’ve heard someone give to their pet?

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

I continued to watch that game last night because I was convinced that if I turned it off, the game would immediately end and I would miss it and would have wasted several hours. Which turned out to be true.

So, sorry for not giving up sooner and keeping you all awake, everyone

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

Update: I gave up and went to bed in the middle of the 18th 🤦‍♂️😂

Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

I don't even really care about the outcome of this game, but I've invested so much time into it, I feel like I can't go to bed until it's over

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Cran-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

God we live in the dumbest timeline

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 7d

Breaking news: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit against Tylenol-maker Kenvue and its former parent company, Johnson & Johnson, alleging the companies deceptively sold the painkiller despite knowing it could cause autism.

Texas AG Paxton files Tylenol lawsuit, taking cues from Trump, Kennedy

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican seeking election to the U.S. Senate, filed suit against Tylenol’s maker and its former parent company barely a month after President Donald Trump warned...

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