Justin Satzman
@jsatz.bsky.social
Social media professional. That's right, I get paid to be here.
The Houston defense is awesome but I could absolutely see Denver beating them in a 14-10 game if the Texans can get out of NE with a win
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The Houston defense is awesome but I could absolutely see Denver beating them in a 14-10 game if the Texans can get out of NE with a win
What on god’s earth is CJ doing?
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What on god’s earth is CJ doing?
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Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Honestly, somewhat surprised Trump didn’t demand the Florida Panthers give him the Stanley Cup.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Honestly, somewhat surprised Trump didn’t demand the Florida Panthers give him the Stanley Cup.
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The deal has kick-started the president’s controversial plan to sell up to 50mn barrels of Venezuelan oil, with more sales expected in the ‘coming days and weeks’. ft.trib.al/a2pf6om
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The deal has kick-started the president’s controversial plan to sell up to 50mn barrels of Venezuelan oil, with more sales expected in the ‘coming days and weeks’. ft.trib.al/a2pf6om
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SCOOP: Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activities on the ground.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
SCOOP: Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activities on the ground.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
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“They chased him, he got home and when we closed the door they shot him.”
MN orgs/electeds say👇🏽this is the family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
Different than DHS’ shovel story: www.instagram.com/reel/DThEdD8...
MN orgs/electeds say👇🏽this is the family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
Different than DHS’ shovel story: www.instagram.com/reel/DThEdD8...
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“They chased him, he got home and when we closed the door they shot him.”
MN orgs/electeds say👇🏽this is the family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
Different than DHS’ shovel story: www.instagram.com/reel/DThEdD8...
MN orgs/electeds say👇🏽this is the family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
Different than DHS’ shovel story: www.instagram.com/reel/DThEdD8...
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ICE tear-gassed a family car with six kids in it, including a six month old.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
ICE tear-gassed a family car with six kids in it, including a six month old.
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That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
That is what was relayed
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Current scene at the most recent ICE shooting: Multiple members of the media were injured from ICE munitions.
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Current scene at the most recent ICE shooting: Multiple members of the media were injured from ICE munitions.
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If you want to know what’s really happening on the ground in Minneapolis, I just watched live on this feed as ICE kidnapped a 14 and 15 year old in front of a church as neighbors and citizens screamed.
No words.
www.youtube.com/live/TewasUR...
No words.
www.youtube.com/live/TewasUR...
BREAKING: LIVE SHOTS FIRED Amidst ICE Raids in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Status Coup News
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If you want to know what’s really happening on the ground in Minneapolis, I just watched live on this feed as ICE kidnapped a 14 and 15 year old in front of a church as neighbors and citizens screamed.
No words.
www.youtube.com/live/TewasUR...
No words.
www.youtube.com/live/TewasUR...
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Local reporters in Minneapolis were just tear gassed by ICE agents live on television.
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Local reporters in Minneapolis were just tear gassed by ICE agents live on television.
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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Ex Republican congressman says “abolish ice”, calls it “state-sponsored terrorism”
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Ex Republican congressman says “abolish ice”, calls it “state-sponsored terrorism”
So I unfortunately have to work with X as part of my job. Today I got a list of keywords and handles to exclude when running paid campaigns. X recommends that I exclude all keywords and posts related to Elon Musk, who is the owner of X...
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
So I unfortunately have to work with X as part of my job. Today I got a list of keywords and handles to exclude when running paid campaigns. X recommends that I exclude all keywords and posts related to Elon Musk, who is the owner of X...
Not sure why Pete Hegseth was not asked to be the guest during this broadcast.
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Not sure why Pete Hegseth was not asked to be the guest during this broadcast.
Thoughts on Waymo on the freeways?
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Thoughts on Waymo on the freeways?
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Journalists often go on hand-fed ride-alongs with agents.
Seldom, though, do they get into the cars of everyday people protecting their communities from those same agents.
We just did exactly that, in ICE-occupied Minneapolis:
Seldom, though, do they get into the cars of everyday people protecting their communities from those same agents.
We just did exactly that, in ICE-occupied Minneapolis:
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Journalists often go on hand-fed ride-alongs with agents.
Seldom, though, do they get into the cars of everyday people protecting their communities from those same agents.
We just did exactly that, in ICE-occupied Minneapolis:
Seldom, though, do they get into the cars of everyday people protecting their communities from those same agents.
We just did exactly that, in ICE-occupied Minneapolis:
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Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
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Breaking: Hegseth reportedly disguised bomber as Civilian plane, attacked "drug boat" with it. That'd be a war crime: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Breaking: Hegseth reportedly disguised bomber as Civilian plane, attacked "drug boat" with it. That'd be a war crime: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
S/O to David Samson for a subtle Animal House reference on the latest @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social. #PTFO @pablo.show
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
S/O to David Samson for a subtle Animal House reference on the latest @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social. #PTFO @pablo.show
Just like Sinclair Lewis predicted
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just like Sinclair Lewis predicted
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Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
The Chargers are going to get Justin Herbert killed.
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The Chargers are going to get Justin Herbert killed.
Kirk Herbstreit is the Ryan Seacrest of the sports world.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Kirk Herbstreit is the Ryan Seacrest of the sports world.