Justin Satzman
@jsatz.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me why it’s significantly cheaper for my wife and I to travel from LAX to Europe or Canada for a ski trip than to Colorado, Utah or Montana? #TravelSky
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Can someone explain to me why it’s significantly cheaper for my wife and I to travel from LAX to Europe or Canada for a ski trip than to Colorado, Utah or Montana? #TravelSky
Ugh just saw Gwen Stefani doing a crazy Christian ad on YouTube. What the hell happened to her?
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ugh just saw Gwen Stefani doing a crazy Christian ad on YouTube. What the hell happened to her?
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
Watched the first four episodes of Dying for Sex on Hulu. I know I’m late to this party but got to say, not loving it. It’s weird to say that a show with Michelle Williams about cancer and sex is immature. #DyingForSex #TVSky
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Watched the first four episodes of Dying for Sex on Hulu. I know I’m late to this party but got to say, not loving it. It’s weird to say that a show with Michelle Williams about cancer and sex is immature. #DyingForSex #TVSky
@pablo.show has done better sports reporting in the past month than @espn.com has done in a decade. #PTFO #EpsteinFiles
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@pablo.show has done better sports reporting in the past month than @espn.com has done in a decade. #PTFO #EpsteinFiles
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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The Davidson County early vote has reported, and it goes for Behn (D) by a whopping 85–15%. She now leads districtwide 53–46% with 44% of the expected vote counted. #TN07
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Davidson County early vote has reported, and it goes for Behn (D) by a whopping 85–15%. She now leads districtwide 53–46% with 44% of the expected vote counted. #TN07
When your team plays on Sunday night #LosAngeles
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When your team plays on Sunday night #LosAngeles
It’s very weird telling your family that you’re trying to get pregnant. Essentially you’re telling everyone you’re having a lot of unprotected sex. But even more odd, your family, including parents, are excited, even though they’ve spent your lifetime forbidding it. #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s very weird telling your family that you’re trying to get pregnant. Essentially you’re telling everyone you’re having a lot of unprotected sex. But even more odd, your family, including parents, are excited, even though they’ve spent your lifetime forbidding it. #Thanksgiving
Season 5 Part 1 of #StrangerThings #TVSky
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Season 5 Part 1 of #StrangerThings #TVSky
One of my younger colleagues is dancing on a float with Shaggy during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. She announced it to us as “an artist named Shaggy” and said when she told her friends, they thought she was talking about Scooby Doo.
I’ve never felt older in my life.
#MusicSky
I’ve never felt older in my life.
#MusicSky
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
One of my younger colleagues is dancing on a float with Shaggy during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. She announced it to us as “an artist named Shaggy” and said when she told her friends, they thought she was talking about Scooby Doo.
I’ve never felt older in my life.
#MusicSky
I’ve never felt older in my life.
#MusicSky
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It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.
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interesting. my understanding of what has happened is:
(a) that this is a dismissal without prejudice which unwinds both the case at bar and the indictment resulting in it, but;
(b) the statute of limitations has run, meaning that this dismissal is effectively prejudicial anyway.
(a) that this is a dismissal without prejudice which unwinds both the case at bar and the indictment resulting in it, but;
(b) the statute of limitations has run, meaning that this dismissal is effectively prejudicial anyway.
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
interesting. my understanding of what has happened is:
(a) that this is a dismissal without prejudice which unwinds both the case at bar and the indictment resulting in it, but;
(b) the statute of limitations has run, meaning that this dismissal is effectively prejudicial anyway.
(a) that this is a dismissal without prejudice which unwinds both the case at bar and the indictment resulting in it, but;
(b) the statute of limitations has run, meaning that this dismissal is effectively prejudicial anyway.
If you want to know why sports media is broken, ESPN will spend more time discussing the Raiders/Browns game than any other, all because of one player. #NFLSky
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you want to know why sports media is broken, ESPN will spend more time discussing the Raiders/Browns game than any other, all because of one player. #NFLSky
For those of you who think Kansas City doesn’t get the benefit of calls, one official called a touchdown for a Chiefs receiver while he was literally sitting out of bounds. #NFLSky
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For those of you who think Kansas City doesn’t get the benefit of calls, one official called a touchdown for a Chiefs receiver while he was literally sitting out of bounds. #NFLSky
As a Broncos fan, I know it’s better for home field advantage if Kansas City wins but I can’t root for the Chiefs. Also I’d have more confidence beating the Colts in Indianapolis than beating KC even in Denver. #NFLSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
As a Broncos fan, I know it’s better for home field advantage if Kansas City wins but I can’t root for the Chiefs. Also I’d have more confidence beating the Colts in Indianapolis than beating KC even in Denver. #NFLSky
Ok they smell and look the same as H&H bagels from NYC.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ok they smell and look the same as H&H bagels from NYC.