Judy
@judithism.bsky.social
nyc bisexual jewfag • they • 18+
Does anyone have a million Xanax I can borrow
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Does anyone have a million Xanax I can borrow
eating pussy is fun eating ass is boring
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
eating pussy is fun eating ass is boring
sexual activity or erotic nudity
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
sexual activity or erotic nudity
The most delicious food I make is ugly and brown you just have to believe that it was good as hell
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The most delicious food I make is ugly and brown you just have to believe that it was good as hell
Googly eyes will never not be funny. Incredible stuff. Classic.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Googly eyes will never not be funny. Incredible stuff. Classic.
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ouroborbus
In Oslo, four articulated buses trapped themselves in a roundabout yesterday.
"I don't know what I'm most impressed with: That they managed to get into the situation, or that they got out of it."
"I don't know what I'm most impressed with: That they managed to get into the situation, or that they got out of it."
– Vet ikke hva jeg er mest imponert over: At de klarte å komme seg inn i situasjonen, eller at de kom seg ut av den
Mandag kveld bød på komiske scener fra Alexander Kiellands plass.
www.ao.no
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
ouroborbus
oomf is so cute and I want him but he hasn’t posted anything remotely horny in months and yes I scrolled and checked
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
oomf is so cute and I want him but he hasn’t posted anything remotely horny in months and yes I scrolled and checked
I love when towns are named states
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I love when towns are named states
Another solo opera night (addicted to rush tix) but I’m obsessed with the guy behind me covering his face. I DO NOT THINK it’s because I was taking this picture.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Another solo opera night (addicted to rush tix) but I’m obsessed with the guy behind me covering his face. I DO NOT THINK it’s because I was taking this picture.
Everyone who is beautiful and employed should want to marry me
Heyyyy
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Everyone who is beautiful and employed should want to marry me
This technique has ruined 100% more people than it has fixed
Gay sex with a 40yr old artist who takes me under his wing would fix me
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This technique has ruined 100% more people than it has fixed
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The tradition continues
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The tradition continues
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Polyamorous love letter addressed “Dear Recipient,”
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Polyamorous love letter addressed “Dear Recipient,”
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The iceman can’t cometh he’s on SSRIs
July 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The iceman can’t cometh he’s on SSRIs
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Anytime someone on grindr promises me the “best head you’ll ever have” “expert head” “best blowjob in nyc” it’s always awful and toothy. Ouch. (Herman Melville knew this)
come nearer to this great head
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Anytime someone on grindr promises me the “best head you’ll ever have” “expert head” “best blowjob in nyc” it’s always awful and toothy. Ouch. (Herman Melville knew this)
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I changed the snares on my snare drum and I also changed my attitude
I conditioned my hair and changed my perspective
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I changed the snares on my snare drum and I also changed my attitude
I conditioned my hair and changed my perspective
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I conditioned my hair and changed my perspective
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I’ve decided I’m not mad at people I used to be mad at
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’ve decided I’m not mad at people I used to be mad at