hangover t.oast
juiicebox.bsky.social
hangover t.oast
@juiicebox.bsky.social
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insecure? how could i be insecure? i was snowflake queen. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️
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Polyamory means for me that love is based entirely on honestly and willingness and caring about the person, rather than the person as possession.

My partners are spending time with me because they want to, not because they had to.
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using the extra hour to yearn
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Me timing an orgasm right for the start of the month to show my disdain for no nut November -- life is too stupid to make up your own lent for dicks and balls
Why cant I piss out my clit?! Whose idea was the urethra for people with vaginas? Poor design. 1/10.
Won a costume contest tonight!
your patron when you're supposed to be spreading mischief and destroying their enemies but you decide to fuck a bugbear instead.
cummy worm.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Mayday
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Necro Wafers
i probably shouldn't be doing this, given that he used to be a sleepwalker. 😅
i feel so blessed when my husband talks in his sleep. i can get him to have a full on dream conversation with me sometimes. they're nonsense and he never recalls them. it's like an affair.
the next full moon is a week from today. it's the beaver moon. this adds insult to injury.
i was cursed last night by an evil witch for being too happy. i'm choosing to largely ignore the curse and slap on an additional .1ml to ward it off. happy halloween. is it a full moon soon?
leaving my chess instructions in my testosterone injection shoebox. 🙂‍↕️
Just spent $30 on body paint.
you know you're down bad when your spotify algorithm starts making you playlists in ~their~ favorite genres.
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99% of trans people I've met feel exactly this way
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
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if i ever met one of those “wow you’re not subversive enough if you’re just a boring woman” queers irl i’d laugh in their face and kick them out of my space.

like yes actually i am the mean lesbian transsexual gatekeeper now fuck off
didn't know other people were doing this too.
found a guy on YouTube who expresses his full on hatred for taylor swift by microwaving hand sanitizer until it explodes
are you the bird or the human?
Met another trans dude at a wedding this weekend that ended up asking me questions about top surgery. Mainly about surgeons and nipples. I remember being desperate and mortified to ask trans guys about their nipples. Glad he asked. Even more so to be the one giddy over nipple questions.
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Polyamorous people would rather fart into the microphone than go to therapy