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junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes

she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)

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https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like

get outta my yard
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would alanis morissette think it was ironic if i gave my wife blue balls the night before her orchiectomy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
would alanis morissette think it was ironic if i gave my wife blue balls the night before her orchiectomy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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i need to get myself worse 😈
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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it's time to play the titty hurt game! is it...

1- boob growth
2- milk producing
3- sore because i trained my pecs

the answer is? i never fucking know, only ow
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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i love sporty girls, sporty girls are so hot, so pretty, so beautiful, so gorgeous, so stunning, i love sporty girls, sporty girls are so hot, so pretty, so beautiful, so gorgeous, so stunning, i love sporty girls, sporty girls are so hot, so pretty, so beautiful, so gorgeous, so stunning
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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happy third HRTversary to me :)))
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
happy third HRTversary to me :)))
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
why lick boot when you can lick boob

it's a much more pleasant experience i promise
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i am guessing that what happens when you are mono but also exhibitionist and flirty
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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i can't wrap my mind how funny this is

democrats loves republicans but get treated like traitors

and zohran comes in and charms him like the cool nurse taking care of an old dying dude
Is this loss
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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every time my wife and i see each other, i get more sensitive

now i can barely stay normal when i am in a shirt braless

when we will live with each other, i am going to die (complimentary)
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"noooo puppygirls are really smart.

...

...

i'm a dumbass."

- raven 2025
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Ryah is at 85% funded, only $760 to go!
hi everyone! you know i don't normally ask for money (esp. for myself), but i have a friend in great need here in Vancouver who needs help.

my friend Ryah, who is a trans woman and immigrant from mexico, needs help with medical expenses to get diagnosed so she can get better and support herself.
Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca
Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!
www.gofundme.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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i think my goal now is to get lean, do more laser and harden my muscles so i can cosplay as a member of Expedition 60 in a event
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
sadgirl burger king time :)
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
shoutout past junie for being considerate for once and refilling my water bottle before leaving so now that present me is back in my car i can start replenishing all the tears i've cried today
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM