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postpartum camera roll:
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
postpartum camera roll:
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like it’s insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like it’s insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms
the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies
told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook
on maternity leave
a cartoon character sits in a lotus position in front of a bed
ALT: a cartoon character sits in a lotus position in front of a bed
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November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
on maternity leave
yeah that’s right. we’re both pregnant at the same time. what are you gonna do about it
just ate a ludicrously greedy serving of pasta alfredo for breakfast. so this is my second pregnancy announcement
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
yeah that’s right. we’re both pregnant at the same time. what are you gonna do about it
no YOUR baby is arriving in 70 days
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
no YOUR baby is arriving in 70 days
you have been blessed by wig dog, click like to receive your blessing
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
you have been blessed by wig dog, click like to receive your blessing
october 2025… back for more bald cap
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
october 2025… back for more bald cap
ok spring we get it
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
ok spring we get it
do you find this hog trustworthy?
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
do you find this hog trustworthy?
gay little monkey from the apple store maternity style
September 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
gay little monkey from the apple store maternity style
baby’s doing these ones
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomach
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomach
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August 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
baby’s doing these ones
saw a group of these this morning and it put me in a mood for the rest of the day
August 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
saw a group of these this morning and it put me in a mood for the rest of the day
went to see the midwife. in my opinion though, no wives are mid
August 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
went to see the midwife. in my opinion though, no wives are mid
half way and feeling round
August 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
half way and feeling round
michael c hall should really have better things to do than dexter 12 the redextering
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
michael c hall should really have better things to do than dexter 12 the redextering
asked my wife the other day if she thinks being pregnant could make my arms get longer
July 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
asked my wife the other day if she thinks being pregnant could make my arms get longer
i’m 7 weeks and 5 days PREGNANT and i feel like fucking GARBAGE. i just want to birth a little jelly baby like a kangaroo and keep her in my pouch where she won’t make me sick anymore
May 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i’m 7 weeks and 5 days PREGNANT and i feel like fucking GARBAGE. i just want to birth a little jelly baby like a kangaroo and keep her in my pouch where she won’t make me sick anymore
australia has voted for an early night
May 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
australia has voted for an early night
you’ll know capitalism is really fucked when they stop putting the little gold bell around the neck of the lindt bunny
April 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
you’ll know capitalism is really fucked when they stop putting the little gold bell around the neck of the lindt bunny
bro do you need the chundee? do you need me to fetch the chundee bro? should i go get the fucking chundee right now?
April 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
bro do you need the chundee? do you need me to fetch the chundee bro? should i go get the fucking chundee right now?
LOOK at these perfect homemade bagels my beautiful friend @milfmunnee.bsky.social delivered to my house!!
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
LOOK at these perfect homemade bagels my beautiful friend @milfmunnee.bsky.social delivered to my house!!