Eleanor Robertson
@marrowing.bsky.social
business analyst (marxist-leninist)
I love my son all the time except at dinner time
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I love my son all the time except at dinner time
Rupert says I’m a sicko for thinking that a song called Come on Shoes was about a guy cumming on some shoes
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Rupert says I’m a sicko for thinking that a song called Come on Shoes was about a guy cumming on some shoes
19 more weeks of feeling like total shite 100% of the time. then I’ll have a newborn and feel like a different type of shite 100% of the time for about 6 more months. then about 6 months after that I’ll start to feel ok again. sometime in 2029 it’ll be over for you hoes
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
19 more weeks of feeling like total shite 100% of the time. then I’ll have a newborn and feel like a different type of shite 100% of the time for about 6 more months. then about 6 months after that I’ll start to feel ok again. sometime in 2029 it’ll be over for you hoes
had a dream the baby was twin ducklings and I had to try and breastfeed them
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
had a dream the baby was twin ducklings and I had to try and breastfeed them
so what the fuck is actually wrong with malinauskas. serious answers only
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 AM
so what the fuck is actually wrong with malinauskas. serious answers only
current favourite activity, listening to the enormous crocodile on yoto under the desk
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
current favourite activity, listening to the enormous crocodile on yoto under the desk
last pregnancy I only craved fruit and milk, but this time, I saw this lady on tiktok shoving a log of butterkase into a roasted sweet potato and my eyes opened wide like saucers and I knew I had to have it right now now now now
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
last pregnancy I only craved fruit and milk, but this time, I saw this lady on tiktok shoving a log of butterkase into a roasted sweet potato and my eyes opened wide like saucers and I knew I had to have it right now now now now
love inventing new Xmas leftover combinations. cold roast potato with taramasalata. radish and brie. ham, chip and pesto
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
love inventing new Xmas leftover combinations. cold roast potato with taramasalata. radish and brie. ham, chip and pesto
merry Christmas Eve from me, my son and my pandan butter bundt
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
merry Christmas Eve from me, my son and my pandan butter bundt
when are they going to develop some proper fucking vaccines and medicines for viral illnesses. WHEN
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
when are they going to develop some proper fucking vaccines and medicines for viral illnesses. WHEN
if you're cooking your ham for an australian christmas you're a nutcase. hot sweet ham in 30 degree heat... no thank you
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if you're cooking your ham for an australian christmas you're a nutcase. hot sweet ham in 30 degree heat... no thank you
nobody has ever needed a medicinal cannabis prescription more than fox mulder
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
nobody has ever needed a medicinal cannabis prescription more than fox mulder
I had erased just enough of pregnancy from my mind that the avalanche of fucking constant bullshit, timewasting and torture from hospital prenatal care has come as a surprise to me
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I had erased just enough of pregnancy from my mind that the avalanche of fucking constant bullshit, timewasting and torture from hospital prenatal care has come as a surprise to me
we moved into a house with a garage and I can feel myself becoming a boomer in real time. I'm filling up that motherfucker with bags of rubbish, old furniture, shit I can't be bothered to get rid of. closing the door. that's for my children to deal with when I'm dead
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
we moved into a house with a garage and I can feel myself becoming a boomer in real time. I'm filling up that motherfucker with bags of rubbish, old furniture, shit I can't be bothered to get rid of. closing the door. that's for my children to deal with when I'm dead
when I was pregnant with theo I'd listen to a birth stories episode and the guest would be like "my own birth experience really inspired me to become a (insert midwife, doula, birth-related profession)" and I'd nod and be like "yes, of course" now I think that is INSANEE COULD NOT BE MEEEEE
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
when I was pregnant with theo I'd listen to a birth stories episode and the guest would be like "my own birth experience really inspired me to become a (insert midwife, doula, birth-related profession)" and I'd nod and be like "yes, of course" now I think that is INSANEE COULD NOT BE MEEEEE
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daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
it took three seasons but I now fully understand mulder. he knows unconsciously that his parents are monsters who allowed and covered up the abduction of his sister, but this knowledge is too painful to possess, so he must constantly seek other villains to blame
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it took three seasons but I now fully understand mulder. he knows unconsciously that his parents are monsters who allowed and covered up the abduction of his sister, but this knowledge is too painful to possess, so he must constantly seek other villains to blame
just used clear sky for the first time and found out someone I knew at uni and haven’t seen or thought about in over 15 years pre-emptively blocked me on here over a year ago. thrilled to have made such an impression!
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
just used clear sky for the first time and found out someone I knew at uni and haven’t seen or thought about in over 15 years pre-emptively blocked me on here over a year ago. thrilled to have made such an impression!
it's great that all the people in my life I'm close to are slowly leaving sydney because it's too expensive to live here. I'm lovin it!
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
it's great that all the people in my life I'm close to are slowly leaving sydney because it's too expensive to live here. I'm lovin it!
watching an x files episode where scully is triggered into paranoid psychosis by a mind control tv broadcast but mulder is immune. intriguingly and counter to what you’d assume at first blush this suggests mulder is the neurotic and scully is the psychotic in the dyad
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
watching an x files episode where scully is triggered into paranoid psychosis by a mind control tv broadcast but mulder is immune. intriguingly and counter to what you’d assume at first blush this suggests mulder is the neurotic and scully is the psychotic in the dyad
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
happy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
happy Halloween!!!