Chris Somerville
@chrisomerville.bsky.social
writer, teacher, working on our communication goals
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
we tell ourselves stories in order to agree with everything the protagonist says and does
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we tell ourselves stories in order to agree with everything the protagonist says and does
me and my buddies dressing as turn of the century loggers for the Train Dreams opening weekend
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
me and my buddies dressing as turn of the century loggers for the Train Dreams opening weekend
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
absolute score
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
absolute score
the socialist Victorian government is jailing ten year old kids for life, to push their woke agenda
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
the socialist Victorian government is jailing ten year old kids for life, to push their woke agenda
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
me and my buddies are gleaning
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
me and my buddies are gleaning
We love to get on the clock app and look at our timers history. 4 minutes. 11 minutes. 8 minutes. Those were the good ones.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We love to get on the clock app and look at our timers history. 4 minutes. 11 minutes. 8 minutes. Those were the good ones.
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going to be awesome to be 15 years old in victoria, where you won't be allowed to watch youtube but will be allowed to go to prison for a thousand years
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
going to be awesome to be 15 years old in victoria, where you won't be allowed to watch youtube but will be allowed to go to prison for a thousand years
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my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again
your uncle has been radicalised online again by James Bond casting rumours
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
your uncle has been radicalised online again by James Bond casting rumours
accidentally played anthem for a seventeen year old girl during the school run this morning and when we arrived my daughter said she didn’t want to go to school
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
accidentally played anthem for a seventeen year old girl during the school run this morning and when we arrived my daughter said she didn’t want to go to school
with Bluey taking off in America there will be a whole future generation hungry for more a Brisbane-centric pop culture. They will listen to Regurgitator. They will read Praise by Andrew McGahan.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
with Bluey taking off in America there will be a whole future generation hungry for more a Brisbane-centric pop culture. They will listen to Regurgitator. They will read Praise by Andrew McGahan.
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
bit of a disconnect between me, an early years teacher who can’t really afford to rent near the inner city school I work at and the senior teachers who say they can’t strike in case they miss a mortgage payment on their third investment property. it’s curious
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
bit of a disconnect between me, an early years teacher who can’t really afford to rent near the inner city school I work at and the senior teachers who say they can’t strike in case they miss a mortgage payment on their third investment property. it’s curious
had a dream I booked a restaurant and failed to pay for dinner insurance so we'd be out of pocket for the doctor and ambulance ride if the food happened to poison us
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
had a dream I booked a restaurant and failed to pay for dinner insurance so we'd be out of pocket for the doctor and ambulance ride if the food happened to poison us
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
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When God closes an Overton door He opens an Overton window
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
When God closes an Overton door He opens an Overton window
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alexander pushkin may have been an incredible writer but i would’ve destroyed his ass in goldeneye.
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
alexander pushkin may have been an incredible writer but i would’ve destroyed his ass in goldeneye.
AI video your mother shared of a bird stuck in Halloween decorations. AI post of girl in hospital saying she survived by praying. AI video of Robert Redford talking to his family who are crying. AI video of John Lennon saying he was killed by antifa and you must avenge him.
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
AI video your mother shared of a bird stuck in Halloween decorations. AI post of girl in hospital saying she survived by praying. AI video of Robert Redford talking to his family who are crying. AI video of John Lennon saying he was killed by antifa and you must avenge him.
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
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If the twelve rules you followed led you here, of what use were the twelve rules
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If the twelve rules you followed led you here, of what use were the twelve rules