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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 2d

me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 3d

the human mind was only supposed to absorb three or four posts a day before rest time

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Super Conor Land 2: 6 Golden Coins @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 5d

Evil Paul Simon

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 9d

Chess would be pretty cool if you could use the pawns as moveable cover and knights were able to have guns

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 9d

vividly

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11d

(you shyly hesitate holding the dried vegetables pouch from the ramen) here... it's good when it's wet (i mime eating) good wet.

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 12d

reading a 700 page book in the ocean

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12d

History Student: (500 years from now) I don’t understand why their society collapsed. They had just invented 3D Doritos, everything was going fine

Professor: Some think the fall was caused by 3D Doritos

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 15d

my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now

a baby crying and being subtitled ‘meow meow’

A woman looking out the window with the subtitle ‘I like to eat shit’

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 18d

tenants should stan their landlords

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 20d

Everyone under 30 in the entire world is constantly watching anime on their phone

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 20d

yeah that one

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 21d

the internet is cool for forcing you to constantly have a stance on things that should never enter your mind

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 24d

when a contemporary classical musician has a track called something like “Island pt III”? that’s the juice brother

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 25d

Huge loser energy from the brisbane cbd today

right wing protesters with a charlie kirk sign in Brisbane, Australia

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 26d

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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 29d

I love seeing a Facebook page called something like ‘History in Videos’ and then it’s mostly clips of people accidentally blowing up their houses with a home made oven.