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JLP
@jlp.systems
· Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
Mobile-Tensaw if you even care
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Mobile-Tensaw if you even care
Hegseth... don't care for the guy!
– JLP
– JLP
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hegseth... don't care for the guy!
– JLP
– JLP
I'm pitting beans against fish
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm pitting beans against fish
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lol at this jacket Bootsy is wearing
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
lol at this jacket Bootsy is wearing
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[Jimminy Glick to Mel Brooks]
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[Jimminy Glick to Mel Brooks]
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
Greg Bovino spotted licking recently vacated chairs at popular eatery
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Greg Bovino spotted licking recently vacated chairs at popular eatery
Canoeing down the Phlegethon to get lunch
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Canoeing down the Phlegethon to get lunch
Becoming increasingly hard to focus on my little job...
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Becoming increasingly hard to focus on my little job...
Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
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Hm I think 25°F might be too cold for moto commute
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Hm I think 25°F might be too cold for moto commute
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Chew the Future. With OpenCud®.
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Chew the Future. With OpenCud®.
When it comes to price, options, and feature, products have it all
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
When it comes to price, options, and feature, products have it all
People are so stingy with the likes on instagram
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
People are so stingy with the likes on instagram
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to be a right wing martyr is to have your memory twisted into a crude single-use weapon, and discarded wholly once it no longer serves their purpose. to be venerated by the right is to be used, not loved
2025 was absolutely the year right wingers decisively lost the meme war and I think it explains the current desperate mania for more content. They desperately want a video of one of us dying that they can fight back with, and they won't get one because people actually care when we die on camera
There was approximately two seconds of veneration at gunpoint for Charlie Kirk from the MAGAs, which provoked a backlash so profound that I’m pretty sure Kirk’s visage will still be being used in AI slop twerking and fetish memes 20+ years from now
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
to be a right wing martyr is to have your memory twisted into a crude single-use weapon, and discarded wholly once it no longer serves their purpose. to be venerated by the right is to be used, not loved
It should happen immediately
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
It should happen immediately