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JLP
@jlp.systems
· Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
They do this shit knowing we can't fight back or we'll get completely ventilated by six armed meatheads
This video is the perfect encapsulation of the illegal, thuggish, unprovoked, violent conduct of ICE. Rep. @benniethompson.bsky.social, I trust that you and the House Homeland Security Committee will have interest in this.
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
They do this shit knowing we can't fight back or we'll get completely ventilated by six armed meatheads
I just found out some concepts are related
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I just found out some concepts are related
Maybe i will finally go to sleep before 10:30 tonight
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Maybe i will finally go to sleep before 10:30 tonight
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Omnimech, omniappliance, omnijustice.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Omnimech, omniappliance, omnijustice.
Under woke 2, household appliances will use modular and interchangeable components wherever possible
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Under woke 2, household appliances will use modular and interchangeable components wherever possible
Would you notice a slight odor for €2,000,000
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Would you notice a slight odor for €2,000,000
Mobile-Tensaw if you even care
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Mobile-Tensaw if you even care
Hegseth... don't care for the guy!
– JLP
– JLP
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hegseth... don't care for the guy!
– JLP
– JLP
I'm pitting beans against fish
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm pitting beans against fish
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lol at this jacket Bootsy is wearing
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
lol at this jacket Bootsy is wearing
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[Jimminy Glick to Mel Brooks]
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[Jimminy Glick to Mel Brooks]
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
"What's your beef with the nazis?"
Greg Bovino spotted licking recently vacated chairs at popular eatery
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Greg Bovino spotted licking recently vacated chairs at popular eatery
Canoeing down the Phlegethon to get lunch
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Canoeing down the Phlegethon to get lunch
Becoming increasingly hard to focus on my little job...
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Becoming increasingly hard to focus on my little job...
Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
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Hm I think 25°F might be too cold for moto commute
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Hm I think 25°F might be too cold for moto commute
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Chew the Future. With OpenCud®.
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Chew the Future. With OpenCud®.