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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · May 12

I'm going on vacation :) I'll be back on the 19th. Be good. Or bad. Whichever.

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · May 3

Surely there has never been a kitty more deserving of a whole chicken.

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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Apr 26

Last night I had a dream where I was in the forest and there were these oddly flat lizards that looked and sounded like frying bacon. I wasn't hungry in the dream, and I wasn't hungry once I woke up. Any one ever heard of what it means when you dream about bacon lizards?

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Apr 26

I'm baaaaaack! #peplove #pepconnections #youdeserveit

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Apr 26

For some reason this really makes me want to know how you feel about "I Would Do Anything for Love" by Meatloaf. Must have been something about the other denizens of my high school.

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Apr 25

We're waiting.

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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Apr 25

Haaaaaah sorry I have been in a pocket dimension for a few months. I'm recovering from spatio-temporal dislocation and will be competent to navigate the material universe again soon!

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Mar 4

I'm getting just a little bitty head start :) See you on the 14th! @>-;--,---

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · Mar 3

"Flow" won the Oscar for Best Animated Film ♡

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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Mar 2

Have you read the review by the man who bought himself a masturbator which sucked one of his balls into the sleeve and wouldn't let go? It's... quite a ride...

Suffice it to say, after reading that, if I had a bio dick, I'd stick with the torsos 😆

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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Feb 20

SHOULD YOU BOOK A PEP CALL?!? ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORISTS SAY YES!

#YOUDESERVEIT #ALIENS #PEPCONNECTIONS

Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Feb 19

Okay look, you know how some purportedly heterosexual men will look at David Bowie and then say, "Okay, actually, no one's THAT straight?"

I don't even like chocolate cake, but I would 100% shiv someone for that. Did it have a secondary flavor, or is it just pink?

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Justice Haze @justicehaze.bsky.social · Feb 19

WOW! Incredible job!

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Quin @thatmissquin.bsky.social · Feb 19

[Pod Fic] Winding Road
written by @deerlydepart.bsky.social
as read by me
3hrs 44mins
#charlastor #radiobelle #alastorxcharlie
rating: explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/615502...

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Feb 17

watch out: there's a drug on the streets called "tagalongs". insanely addictive. this shit is everywhere. and the fucked up part is they're using children to push it.