Justin Avery Smith
@justinaverysmith.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, ADHDer
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
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Today would’ve been Nichelle Nichols’ 91st birthday. She’s no longer with us, but her legacy lives on through people like Mae Jemison, the first black woman in space, and a direct result of Nichelle using her fame to ensure the dream that Uhura represented became a reality
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There’s a much better timeline where we still have The Muppet Show and Cynthia Erivo promotes Wicked For Good by joining Kermit in singing “It’s Not That Easy Being Green”
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There’s a much better timeline where we still have The Muppet Show and Cynthia Erivo promotes Wicked For Good by joining Kermit in singing “It’s Not That Easy Being Green”
Me when my MAGA relatives experience a minor inconvenience
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me when my MAGA relatives experience a minor inconvenience
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
Life should be like a Mario game where you get to eat mushrooms and collect coins but instead life is a Dark Souls game where you have no idea how to accomplish anything and the only advice anyone has for you is “get good”
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Life should be like a Mario game where you get to eat mushrooms and collect coins but instead life is a Dark Souls game where you have no idea how to accomplish anything and the only advice anyone has for you is “get good”
In this house, we preach the gospel that Star Trek Generations is a Christmas movie
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In this house, we preach the gospel that Star Trek Generations is a Christmas movie
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Another fun challenge of ADHD is trying to figure out if you’re humming a song because it’s stuck in your head or because you found a new vocal stim
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Another fun challenge of ADHD is trying to figure out if you’re humming a song because it’s stuck in your head or because you found a new vocal stim
There’s a much better timeline where we still have The Muppet Show and Cynthia Erivo promotes Wicked For Good by joining Kermit in singing “It’s Not That Easy Being Green”
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There’s a much better timeline where we still have The Muppet Show and Cynthia Erivo promotes Wicked For Good by joining Kermit in singing “It’s Not That Easy Being Green”
Another fun challenge of ADHD is trying to figure out if you’re humming a song because it’s stuck in your head or because you found a new vocal stim
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Another fun challenge of ADHD is trying to figure out if you’re humming a song because it’s stuck in your head or because you found a new vocal stim
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hot take: if Rise of Skywalker had stuck the landing and not brought back Palpatine while suddenly making Rey his granddaughter, people would view the sequels much more favorably as a whole
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hot take: if Rise of Skywalker had stuck the landing and not brought back Palpatine while suddenly making Rey his granddaughter, people would view the sequels much more favorably as a whole
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
If Andy thought it was impossible to get the manuscript for the next Harry Potter book, I can’t wait to see her get the manuscript for the next George R.R. Martin book
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If Andy thought it was impossible to get the manuscript for the next Harry Potter book, I can’t wait to see her get the manuscript for the next George R.R. Martin book
I still feel bad that my cheering for Robert Irwin was so loud that it made my mom say “Ow! That’s right in my ear!”
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I still feel bad that my cheering for Robert Irwin was so loud that it made my mom say “Ow! That’s right in my ear!”
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The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
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I want James Cameron to know that I’m less inclined to see anything Avatar related the more he insists on shoving it down all our throats
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I want James Cameron to know that I’m less inclined to see anything Avatar related the more he insists on shoving it down all our throats
It doesn’t matter if I think Michelle Yeoh can sing or not because either way she’s twice my age and can still round house kick me within an inch of my life
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It doesn’t matter if I think Michelle Yeoh can sing or not because either way she’s twice my age and can still round house kick me within an inch of my life
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I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
I find Jonathan Bailey attractive despite his lack of a dad bod and if you know me you also I know I do not say that lightly
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I find Jonathan Bailey attractive despite his lack of a dad bod and if you know me you also I know I do not say that lightly
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
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Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
If neurodivergence is a superpower then Superman’s kryptonite would be a 2pm appointment
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If neurodivergence is a superpower then Superman’s kryptonite would be a 2pm appointment