Justin Avery Smith
@justinaverysmith.bsky.social
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Writer, Comedian, ADHDer Trekker, Jedi Sentinel Soy Boy on a soy-free diet (he/him/his)
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Today would’ve been Nichelle Nichols’ 91st birthday. She’s no longer with us, but her legacy lives on through people like Mae Jemison, the first black woman in space, and a direct result of Nichelle using her fame to ensure the dream that Uhura represented became a reality
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Get back to me when you’re able to make videos of cartoon characters pole dancing without doing it by stealing other people’s work and using up all the water Lake Michigan
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Just saw that an IG page with more than 2x my follower count posted a reel I made without crediting me.

I’ve officially made it in comedy.
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Jiffy Pop is so enjoyable to make that I wish it was just as enjoyable to eat
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Most neurodivergent people are hypersensitive and have a strong sense of justice.

Most Jedi are force sensitive and guardians of justice.

Calling it. Jedi are neurodivergent.
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Never tell an ADHDer that they have “plenty of time” you’re just setting us both up for disappointment
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we're doing the studies to make the proof
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RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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John Lithgow’s Dumbledore will be the first version of the character to ever be seen having the job of Beach
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Never tell an ADHDer that they have “plenty of time” you’re just setting us both up for disappointment
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People have spent decades getting off to kinky inflation p*rn that wasn’t AI generated. You’ll be fine without it.
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John Lithgow’s Dumbledore will be the first version of the character to ever be seen having the job of Beach
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“Looking for a full-time job is its own full-time job.”

Well it shouldn’t be. It should be a side hustle that lasts no more than two weeks.
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That Ron Swanson quote about half assing things doesn’t apply to ADHDers.

We always half ass two very important things, and whole ass the most unimportant thing you could ever imagine.
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Future workers at the the Trump Presidential Library after a visitor asks about the Epstein Files
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“Looking for a full-time job is its own full-time job.”

Well it shouldn’t be. It should be a side hustle that lasts no more than two weeks.
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I watch Star Trek for the deeply cerebral storytelling…
Commander William T Riker with his titty hanging out on that planet with the all-lady government. Deanna is off to the side giggling.
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Future workers at the the Trump Presidential Library after a visitor asks about the Epstein Files
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Even the spookiest time of the year couldn’t stop my mom from being thoroughly unimpressed when I told her the premise of “It Follows”
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2025 will go down as the year that Superman found renewed strength as Taylor Swift found out that commitment was her kryptonite
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Until ChatGPT can walk and talk like a gold painted Brent Spiner without consuming an entire city’s electricity to do so, it has a lot of work ahead before I even begin to love it as much as I love Data
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Easing myself to sleep by counting Love Boat guest stars

Carol Channing, Courtney Cox, Billy Crystal…😴
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Even with his wardrobe malfunction!
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The fact I googled this term while forgetting I already googled it means I’m officially old