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Will a Fosse neck do it?
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Nosey Rosie needs to manspread like that with balls that size
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1948
*A party line phone is a shared telephone line in which multiple subscribers connect to the same local loop circuit. Multiple households shared one phone line, and calls were not private, as anyone on the line could potentially listen in.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Good god, do not ever encourage Isaac Chotiner to “do his homework” on you. What are you, nuts?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Only Kelly Rowland gets to sext in Excel
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I would have liked to have seen Montana, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from

For better or for worse
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There’s something seriously wrong with this little girl and no one is doing anything about it! That’s pretty messed up!
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 22,1954
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
LOL my watch just gave me credit for standing up while I lay here scrolling on my phone
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
saaaaaaaaame diva
The Best Of The
Outbursts Of Everett True
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim

Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day?
I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Some people get solar panels to save the planet, make a better world for future generations, and other high-minded reasons.

I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This, and the skyrocketing price of everything under Trump, should be every Democrat’s campaign message in 2026.
"One constituent, a retired marketing executive named Susan, told him that she’s currently paying about $600 a month with ACA tax credits. Next year, that will jump to $2,120, a 250 percent increase." prospect.org/2025/11/21/a...
Panic Tears Through U.S. as Health Insurance Costs Spike - The American Prospect
The end of expanded subsidies for the Affordable Care Act exchanges means more people will go without health insurance.
prospect.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM