John Schultz
jwschultz.bsky.social
John Schultz
@jwschultz.bsky.social
I’m here for CFB twitter
Okay, the “Nudge” button in Duolingo should be disabled until *at least* noon.
You’re worried about our streak? I’m worried about your anxiety.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Please don’t go 18 innings because we either did or didn’t fix a DST issue for some stores on dominos dot com and I would like to find out in relative privacy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I was very impressed that my son, 4 and a few days old, was instantly able to identify and avoid all the chocolate he was offered (dairy allergy). Made for some awkward porches when he just stared at the bowl without taking anything, but that’s coaching, that’s on me.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Got a little chuckle out of noticing that Tom Stulberg was hanging out just downstairs from the Justice InDeed event at the downtown library. So close to getting it? #a2council
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My son finally got to come home yesterday after a month in the hospital for high-dose chemo, bone marrow transplant, and 20+ days in isolation for a bacterial colonization.
We’re back at the hospital for routine labs and this Halloween treat has caused a crashout due to his dairy allergy.
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reading back through the feed, it seems I’m glad I was officiating a wedding and completely missed the Michigan game in a way I don’t think I’ve managed since the Friday night game in Minnesota.
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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if you follow the chain of causality here, Tesla is literally killing people in order to make Elon Musk the wealthiest man in the world

this isn't hyperbole, it's the reality
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pretty sure my son’s cancer nurse thinks that I’m not a serious person, which is fine because I certainly am not.
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I see that we have forced Bama to adopt our customs, like conquering peoples of old. I hope Trevor Keegan learns of this and is Delighted. #MrBrightside #GoBlue
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Why don’t they build the whole team out of 23s?
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
¿zvada?
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We’re all just figuring out the three tractable Connections and then inputting the purple ones first while looking at them and going “I GUess,” right?
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I feel like they’re being a lot more chill about late hits out of bounds throughout CFB this year. Probably good, on balance.
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We need to shut this park down until we figure out what is going on
T f is going on with these bats
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
I-295 and NJ 42 says hello. Started in 2015 and now is forecast to be completed in 2032.
October 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If a Dem is ever elected President again, they should break into prime time TV announcing that they mistook JD Vance’s car for a drug trafficker and blew it up, then in 15 minutes say “just kidding, but now do you see how fucked up this is?”
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My son is in the hospital for 4 weeks for a bone marrow auto-transplant, been inpatient about 50 days since April. He’s locked on to the universal nurse question, “can I get you anything else?” when leaving, and is now asking for “cars” a dozen times a day. Gonna clean this place out of Hot Wheels.
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fun week to be nuking our son’s immune system to transplant a new one (his own, actually, but with less cancer) while also sometimes existing in a society
very excited for it to be that time of year when i contract a mysterious illness from my children.
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by John Schultz
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You can let me know how you'd like the money to be used, either to buy bike locks or bike lights for students, or to buy food, warming supplies, hygiene supplies, or bus passes for people who I see on my rides.
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can’t really think of why, technically, my phone needs light in the room for Find My AirPods to work, but in this house we do not interrogate magic, so I will leave it at that.
September 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Some of these escape throws by Mateer have been so risky, you could call him a real sports gambler
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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So we’re not gonna do anything about a concussing blow to the head way after the whistle, eh?
September 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Stop trying to make “Clemson is a Top 5 team” happen, Brian Kelly.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I have little doubt this is true. Cool Hand Luke-ass country.
i really think the only reason we haven't created new states — which was a common political tactic in the 19th century, see nevada and the dakotas — is that 50 is a round number
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM