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⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Oct 19

⚡ ; I JUST WANT MY
𝗝𝗢𝗕 BACK .

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Oct 19

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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · Aug 26

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⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

nothing's funny ! i'm not laaughing ! !

[ despite his words , he had a goofy smile on his face . holding his laughter with all his might . . . but it may not be enough ! a few giggles have already escaped him ! ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

no . . . no you didnt !

[ snickers turned into giggles , trying to cover his own mouth . he's very bad at hiding this . ]

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⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

i didn't laugh , you're hearing things .

[ he just doesn't want to admit that he laughed at a fark pun . admittedly , it was funny . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

. . .

[ actually thinking about what he said . huh . . . letting out a chuckle ! ]

no .

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⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

BUMMER ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUMMER ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

dude no your claws are going to slice my cheek open 💔 hell no

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

how ? you going to scratch for me ?
no way man

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

What ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

literally what did i do im just scratching my ass

a man can't have an itchy ass in peace 😔

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⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

[ scratching his butt . ok . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 20

that's funny but also don't do that

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

a cleaning ? i could've sworn -- how long has it --
. . . fine , fine . i'll clean you . had dust build-up inside or something ?

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

well... now that you're here...

i need a good cleaning...

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

AH ! dude ! ( 💢 )

[ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ]

okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! !
tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

[bumping full force with his hip!!]

/sorry/, didn't see you there.

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

you're still disgusting for hitting me with your shotgun blast of a sneeze. you didn't even attempt to raise your arm, asshole.

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there !

[ no no , he totally did see him there . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there !

[ no no , he totally did see him there . ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

you sneezed on ME, why are you asking about my problem?

[furiously wiping his shell-]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

what is your problem ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

what is your problem ?

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

you're disgusting. 💢

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

hey man .

[ giggling . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 16

hey man .

[ giggling . ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪ @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

ew???

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jul 5

👀

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · Jun 2

[ he has a moments peace right now ! so as any guy would when they have the time . . . he decided to eat a burger ! alone . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 20

[ hands in his back pockets , looking around .
. . . hff . ]

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

can i have the pocket knife .

[ holding a gloved hand out ! ]

actually , now that you mention it - i sort of am .
. . . meh . i'll just take the pocket knife .

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · May 19

why does it sound like you're trying to rob me.

uh. paperclip? pocket knife?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

first of all , don't call me little buddy . second of all , i wouldn't really have any use for that since i don't smoke .

what else you got ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

first of all , don't call me little buddy . second of all , i wouldn't really have any use for that since i don't smoke .

what else you got ?

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · May 19

... ten bucks?

ummm. no. sorry little buddy, im as broke as you are. i have a cigarette though?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

ugh . okay , okay fine .

well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . .

[ scratching his nape . ]

. . . ten bucks ?

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

ugh . okay , okay fine .

well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . .

[ scratching his nape . ]

. . . ten bucks ?

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · May 19

it isn't, trust me. 💧 it probably tastes pretty gross.

⚡ ─ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ✰★ @jxsterb0y.bsky.social · May 19

are you kidding me ? it looks /so/ real though !