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k4jillion4ire.bsky.social
the bullshitification of my profile on here has begun
December 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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affectingbot.bsky.social
You have a cracked rib that needs taping. You’re lucky you didn’t puncture a lung giving this useless sod mouth-to-mouth.
December 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
if you can’t mind your fucking business in a public bathroom i’m going to piss in your purse
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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fucktedcruz.bsky.social
Fuck Ted Cruz
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
your honor, i believe my "i am a domestic terrorist" t-shirt has already answered the questions being raised by my shirts. also, i'm not crying. please don't put in the transcript that i'm crying.
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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thatstephc.bsky.social
Pope of filth ✨💋
November 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
absolutely not, man. why would you even ask me that.
November 10, 2024 at 1:33 AM