Katelyn Best
@kabest.bsky.social
Former full-time soccer writer, now law student and occasional soccer writer / opinions my own / kesha scholar / beefy jock on the inside, febrile nerd on the outside 🌮🏆 🏳️🌈 she/her
Your honor; girls, gays, and theys of the jury;
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Your honor; girls, gays, and theys of the jury;
The Bari Weiss of Reed College
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January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Bari Weiss of Reed College
Julie uhrman wasn't good at running a soccer team and also when she got a whiff we were trying to unionize, brought in lawyers to tell management some ideas for how to make us not do that
January 22, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Julie uhrman wasn't good at running a soccer team and also when she got a whiff we were trying to unionize, brought in lawyers to tell management some ideas for how to make us not do that
idk why people are expecting that the World Cup and Olympics might not happen here when they had the Olympics in literal Nazi Germany that one time
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
idk why people are expecting that the World Cup and Olympics might not happen here when they had the Olympics in literal Nazi Germany that one time
People like to talk about how sensitive dogs are to human emotions but when I'm crying and my dog comes over for me to pet her, explain how she isn't just centering HER needs 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 9:32 PM
People like to talk about how sensitive dogs are to human emotions but when I'm crying and my dog comes over for me to pet her, explain how she isn't just centering HER needs 🙄
I'm so sorry to inform my fellow millennials that I've just seen a UCLA undergrad in low-rise jeans
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm so sorry to inform my fellow millennials that I've just seen a UCLA undergrad in low-rise jeans
Reposted by Katelyn Best
Today is a watershed moment for women’s sports. The Supreme Court is hearing arguments relating to how Title IX will be enforced going forward.
Title IX was created to expand, not exclude. It ensured that everyone could participate, and promised to protect opportunity, access and dignity for all. 👇🏻
Title IX was created to expand, not exclude. It ensured that everyone could participate, and promised to protect opportunity, access and dignity for all. 👇🏻
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Today is a watershed moment for women’s sports. The Supreme Court is hearing arguments relating to how Title IX will be enforced going forward.
Title IX was created to expand, not exclude. It ensured that everyone could participate, and promised to protect opportunity, access and dignity for all. 👇🏻
Title IX was created to expand, not exclude. It ensured that everyone could participate, and promised to protect opportunity, access and dignity for all. 👇🏻
For anyone who hasn't read about the WV case the Supreme Court is hearing arguments on today: the plaintiff is a trans girl who was 11 when she sued and was already on puberty blockers. There's no argument other than insane 19th century-style sexism that she has a competitive advantage vs cis girls
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
For anyone who hasn't read about the WV case the Supreme Court is hearing arguments on today: the plaintiff is a trans girl who was 11 when she sued and was already on puberty blockers. There's no argument other than insane 19th century-style sexism that she has a competitive advantage vs cis girls
ICE guy: *goes outside*
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
ICE guy: *goes outside*
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
They really think they can convince us a transnational Venezuelan gang is operating in the city that inspired "put a bird on it"—I'm speechless
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
They really think they can convince us a transnational Venezuelan gang is operating in the city that inspired "put a bird on it"—I'm speechless
Hi is anyone going to the Coachella valley invitational
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hi is anyone going to the Coachella valley invitational
He could literally fucking start WW3 if he keeps going
Trump in a single gaggle on Air Force One just threatened:
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
He could literally fucking start WW3 if he keeps going
It's really too bad how most movies don't have Defying Gravity in them
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It's really too bad how most movies don't have Defying Gravity in them
Beside the point but did anyone fucking read this before hitting send
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Beside the point but did anyone fucking read this before hitting send
If nothing else, at least for the first time in memory, people can walk their daughters, children, and wives to a restaurant in Washington DC
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
If nothing else, at least for the first time in memory, people can walk their daughters, children, and wives to a restaurant in Washington DC
They now call it the Don-roe doctrine
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
They now call it the Don-roe doctrine
Reposted by Katelyn Best
This is what they took from you. RETVRN!
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This is what they took from you. RETVRN!
Why the FUCK didnt anyone tell me Lucy Dacus was going to be singing a commie song on tv today
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Why the FUCK didnt anyone tell me Lucy Dacus was going to be singing a commie song on tv today
What I have to say about the capital one orange bowl is I think if your colors are green and yellow you should have to wear either green or yellow
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
What I have to say about the capital one orange bowl is I think if your colors are green and yellow you should have to wear either green or yellow
I'm not saying the NWSL doesn't have problems and isn't actively making mistakes, but for those who don't think it's the best league in the world, or think it might be close to losing that status in the next 5 years, which league do you think is posing that threat and why
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm not saying the NWSL doesn't have problems and isn't actively making mistakes, but for those who don't think it's the best league in the world, or think it might be close to losing that status in the next 5 years, which league do you think is posing that threat and why
D20 Fantasy High Senior Year when
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
D20 Fantasy High Senior Year when
I feel so seen by this
i agree. it's a rude technology and it deserves a rude response
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I feel so seen by this
The scary string chords they play on SVU when they're arresting someone genuinely give me anxiety
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The scary string chords they play on SVU when they're arresting someone genuinely give me anxiety