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Selph

@kaboompanda.bsky.social

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funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks! No minors! My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · Jan 11

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3h

maybe send me something positive, even a doodle if you want etc? i can't eat or talk or leave the house rn, panicking bout owed stories etc, honestly in a state of anxiety but my bod's too weak to feel it lmao

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry for not being particularly great at keeping in contact

Virus got worse, gonna try and hold on for a doc appointment tomorrow but might have to phone emergency if it gets worse

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 11h

I'd be all for it.

Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

i can kinda see it????

Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

i'd date robotnik/eggman tbh

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

Needs more offerings, obviously.
I mean if your voice isn't impossibly loud and booming, are you explosive enough?

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

this is gorgeous looking, the colours pair so well!

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

tbh can y'all pump yourselves up for me

a crowd of big balloons would do my mood good, especially the ones who don't usually get into it, for some reason that activates my neurons hardcore >.>

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

the eyelidssssss

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🔞🎈 Zepp's a Blimp! 🎈🔞 @zepps-a-blimp.bsky.social · 6d

[NEW] An Effective Chokepoint

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Jovithor @jovithor.bsky.social · 1d

I tried to turn him into a Sonic character (he lost his pants in the process)

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

I can't really speak, eat, or walk right now. And on top of it, my mental health is pretty shambolic. I know I complain a lot, but I've got precious few outlets. I'm not trying to fish for sympathy, I just need to scream into the void every now and then.

being sick + disabled suuuuuucks

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

time to be a frankenblimp for a while

Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

weird hallucinations and sleep disturbances cause I caught a throat and chest virus :(

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 1d

Strategically Inflated Mass Parameters cause the ass of an agent to inflate with heavier than air or lighter than air gas, allowing perfect weight distribution while aiming!

Also I love this.

Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 2d

I SWEAR I TYPED HITBOX LMAO

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 2d

Maximise hotbox.
Post KO aoe attack.

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GutScruff @gutscruff.bsky.social · 17d

I’m a big champion of bellies too big to fit in the frame 🙂‍↕️ #gainer #grommr #musclegut

A drawing of a shirtless man posing. Both his arms are raised, hands behind his head. He has beefy hairy pecs with nipple piercings, and beneath that, a huge round ballgut. It’s so big and round that it extends beyond the background of the image.

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3d

im just glad a game set in Scotland has actual Scottish actors in it

it seems like such a low bar but...

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HareWolf @harewolf.bsky.social · 3d

these rubber wears are totally normal. nothing will go wrong if you wear them

raccoon Hare in the casual wear with latex suit under, grinning deviously while holding a latex body suit and a mask with a zipper that have ghostly teal aura around them

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3d

love having medical issues where the hospitals just ghost you and you have a severely impacted quality of life

L O V E I T

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 3d

It's freeeeee and it'll make me so happy if you read it

DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 10d

Paris, 192X. An English man without a face is hired by a strange boy to examine a series of defaced portraits. His investigation leads him into a world of art, opium, sex, and the undead.

The first 6 chapters of upcoming occult noir LAZARUS, are now available

beastcutter.itch.io/lazarus-teaser

LAZARUS - teaser by Lukan Garrow

A 1920s occult noir

beastcutter.itch.io

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3d

Do I even NEED to do anything for you to become explosive and looming?

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3d

some people treat being a furry like being a vampire in world of darkness

like "oh a normie/your family found out you have a vague interest in anthropomorphic animals, THE MASQUERADE IS SHATTERED!!!!"

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Selph @kaboompanda.bsky.social · 3d

They're good with making things swell up, and they can pack a lot into tight spaces. Plus they're very detail oriented. I'm going to say yes.