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Kaden🌵

Kaden🌵

@kadencactus.bsky.social

59 followers 38 following 870 posts

97% wrestling (mostly wwe), 3% misc | he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ | here to cough up my thoughts like david coughing up facehugger embryos at the end of alien covenant

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · Sep 13

This is one of my favorite official Gundam illustrations because good god it’s horrifying

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ky @kymiera.bsky.social · Sep 14

#AEWCollision 🤼

meme edit with a picture of Wheeler Yuta that reads "Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Wheeler Yuta if it's not too much trouble thanks guys.

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✨️Night of Wands✨️ @nightingaelic.bsky.social · Aug 7

I was inspired #AEW #wrestlesky

A Diglett from Pokemon recolored and with pink aviators added to look like All Elite Wrestling's Don Callis.

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Aug 3

(it's also hilarious because his way to "adapt" was to basically turn off his emotions like a character from the vampire diaries lmao)

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Aug 3

"You can either suffer and get left behind or you can adapt and control reality"
He said that shit back in april before mania and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since
Like
It straight up just worked and it's still working
That's my visionary 😤

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Aug 3

Once again I have so many thoughts on seth rollins but I can't get them to turn into sentences soooooo I'm just posting this image again YIPPEE!!!!!

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · Jul 26

Woah hold on, who broiled these burgers????

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jul 25

Metaphor refantazio is so funny man. You're telling me lord louis has the eternal devotion of not one but TWO purple twinks??

Zorba from Metaphor Refantazio, the first purple twink I encountered

A second purple twink has hit Metaphor Refantazio, his name is Glodell

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 28

Likening something to a trip to Wall Drug is the highest praise 😤😤😤

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · Jun 25

15 year old Amuro in the cockpit, going over the instruction manual once again: “Ahh okay so this is how you manage to to use your shield, neat!”

Average Zeon grunt:

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

GIVE ME ACCESS I NEED TO MAKE SOME EDITS

a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room

ALT: a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room

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Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

The wolf of having fun with friends: Yippee yay this is so fun right??

The other wolf who is winning rn: Btw everyone here except you is in a shared google doc where they keep a running tally of every annoying thing you do and buddy lemme tell ya activity is higher than ever in there rn

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

Been burning in anxiety hell lately and it sucks so baaaaad LET ME OUTTA HERE I WANT TO ENJOY THE THINGS I LOVE 😡😡😡

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

Also they created TWO alt versions of a certain underdeveloped og character (no spoilers because my friends are going thru og gundam for the first time rn) and turned one into a tragic victim and the other into a macguffin/slumbering deity. Wtf are we doooooooooing

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

Cracking the nutshell open to reveal my more detailed thoughts here. It tries to do way too many things and ends up doing none of them well. Sometimes the dissonance between the og characters and the ocs is fun! But mostly it treats everything with the same level of gravitas and falls totally flat

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 24

My thoughts on gquuuuuux in a nutshell, thank you char

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 17

Bonus: a pic I could barely take because my hands were shaking lmao THEY'RE GONNA BREAK MY HEART

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 17

Pics from raw last night 🥰

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 10

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

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B-Squared @fourdastreets.bsky.social · Jun 8

Today was an AH-MAZ-ING day of wrestling! A great AAA show. Naomi winning MITB. Becky winning the IC title. But the standout for me and I'm sure others, is this lovely individual right here 🥹 I just want to hug him and his iguana 🦎

#wrestlesky

Mr. Iguana and his iguana

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 8

Don't usually post my wrestling bingo cards but I kinda killed it tonight 😎
Naomi and seth with the briefcases and truth returning oh my gooooddddd it was the perfect show for me 🥰🥰🥰
#mitb

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Pauloma @cecilos.bsky.social · Jun 6

This is it. The Most Important Picture.

Kenny Omega cosplaying Ingrid from Street Fighter 🤼

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 3

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 2

My biggest recurring delusional thought is that leaving work 30 minutes early will somehow give me time for 3 hours worth of extra activities at home

Kaden🌵 @kadencactus.bsky.social · Jun 2

Roommate brought me a snack