Kaiju Stew
@kaijustew.bsky.social
Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.
The whole Campbell’s soup “our customers are idiot poor slobs who suck” thing is so wild to me after finding a huge dead beetle in a can of Italian wedding soup from them earlier this year, like wow yes make it even easier for me to never buy your products again
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The whole Campbell’s soup “our customers are idiot poor slobs who suck” thing is so wild to me after finding a huge dead beetle in a can of Italian wedding soup from them earlier this year, like wow yes make it even easier for me to never buy your products again
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Now with alt text because this affects the entire planet.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Now with alt text because this affects the entire planet.
Oh wow the rules for Warcry are free and I did not know that
Uhhhhhh anyone in Columbus wanna play some Age of Sigmar skirmish scale games?
Uhhhhhh anyone in Columbus wanna play some Age of Sigmar skirmish scale games?
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Oh wow the rules for Warcry are free and I did not know that
Uhhhhhh anyone in Columbus wanna play some Age of Sigmar skirmish scale games?
Uhhhhhh anyone in Columbus wanna play some Age of Sigmar skirmish scale games?
How can she be a senior when she is literally babyfaced
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How can she be a senior when she is literally babyfaced
If you spend more than $50 on Out of Season’s web store this Friday you get a free wall calendar featuring Mortiis and to me that is beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you spend more than $50 on Out of Season’s web store this Friday you get a free wall calendar featuring Mortiis and to me that is beautiful
It’s normal to be thinking about buying a copy of a 90s computer game based on a German tabletop role playing game just to get the poster map within the box, right?
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s normal to be thinking about buying a copy of a 90s computer game based on a German tabletop role playing game just to get the poster map within the box, right?
Me when there is drama afoot and I’m not involved
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Me when there is drama afoot and I’m not involved
I’ve made a terrible, regrettable breakfast mistake and I should have known better, oh my god how is the roof of my mouth NUMB
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’ve made a terrible, regrettable breakfast mistake and I should have known better, oh my god how is the roof of my mouth NUMB
I love OSR games. I love it so much when my party loses a player character in combat to a 7 foot tall intelligent winged wizard gorilla who loves crystals and ripping peoples’ heads off and then someone enchants it and convinces it we’re visiting ape diplomats.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love OSR games. I love it so much when my party loses a player character in combat to a 7 foot tall intelligent winged wizard gorilla who loves crystals and ripping peoples’ heads off and then someone enchants it and convinces it we’re visiting ape diplomats.
I am cursed - cursed! - by a desire to write up a weird OSR-y kinda game built around the d12, the most perfect of all dice
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I am cursed - cursed! - by a desire to write up a weird OSR-y kinda game built around the d12, the most perfect of all dice
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
I’m watching a video about an early The Dark Eye video game and Witch Spit is the single dopest healing spell name of all time
Also who wants to start a black metal band with me called Witch Spit
Also who wants to start a black metal band with me called Witch Spit
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m watching a video about an early The Dark Eye video game and Witch Spit is the single dopest healing spell name of all time
Also who wants to start a black metal band with me called Witch Spit
Also who wants to start a black metal band with me called Witch Spit
Game design peaked in 2009 with the release of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition, specifically the mechanics for the Small But Vicious Dog
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Game design peaked in 2009 with the release of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition, specifically the mechanics for the Small But Vicious Dog
The Queen was very cross this morning as her faithless servant did not ask her permission to go do laundry
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Queen was very cross this morning as her faithless servant did not ask her permission to go do laundry
I am thrilled beyond words that Pirates of Dark Water is available to watch for free on Tubi
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I am thrilled beyond words that Pirates of Dark Water is available to watch for free on Tubi
What I thought I was buying: some spicy breaded mozzarella sticks on sticks
What I actually bought: a new favorite phrase that I’m going to be repeating for the next foreseeable future
What I actually bought: a new favorite phrase that I’m going to be repeating for the next foreseeable future
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What I thought I was buying: some spicy breaded mozzarella sticks on sticks
What I actually bought: a new favorite phrase that I’m going to be repeating for the next foreseeable future
What I actually bought: a new favorite phrase that I’m going to be repeating for the next foreseeable future
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It’s ok you can say it
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It’s ok you can say it
Haircut! Gay powers restored.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Haircut! Gay powers restored.
Beebee’s preferred throne to rule from upon is my husband when he is asleep
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Beebee’s preferred throne to rule from upon is my husband when he is asleep
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Soon Marjorie Taylor Greene will be a nobody, and then when people type MTG we'll know they're talking about Magic the Gathering again and the world will start to heal
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Soon Marjorie Taylor Greene will be a nobody, and then when people type MTG we'll know they're talking about Magic the Gathering again and the world will start to heal
Every once in a while there’s a post on Reddit about which character in Community might have been the Asscrack Bandit and nobody ever seems to consider that clearly there was more than one perpetrator
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Every once in a while there’s a post on Reddit about which character in Community might have been the Asscrack Bandit and nobody ever seems to consider that clearly there was more than one perpetrator
It’s cool and great and fine and not at all infuriating that nobody at my sleep specialist’s office at any step of the way mentioned when I was switching mask types for my CPAP that I’d have to go and manually update things on the machine itself and not just the app
I’m so well rested. And angry!
I’m so well rested. And angry!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It’s cool and great and fine and not at all infuriating that nobody at my sleep specialist’s office at any step of the way mentioned when I was switching mask types for my CPAP that I’d have to go and manually update things on the machine itself and not just the app
I’m so well rested. And angry!
I’m so well rested. And angry!
Look at this sweet precious baby gremlin lady
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Look at this sweet precious baby gremlin lady
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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I sure as shit will now
If gif is pronounced jif then jpg is pronounced gaypeg. Did anyone do this yet
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I sure as shit will now