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Brian Foley
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Software engineer. Kansas alum. Master of the Sarcastic Arts.
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Generated with AI, which can make mistakes."

Ya think? Sinner is indeed playing Djokovic in the semis, but the match hasn't been played yet. This is its summary of an article concerning the Sinner-Shelton match.
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Shame on Melvin for fouling that poor guy on the elbow with his chin.
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Well, he's not wrong. The thing is, we were all on a Carnival cruise ship under Biden, then Trump put us all on the Titanic.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"I'll take wishful thinking for $200, Alex."
WNBA 44-game season set to begin May 8 if new CBA reached
If a new CBA is reached, the upcoming WNBA season will start May 8 with teams playing 44 games and including a 17-day FIBA World Cup break, the league announced Wednesday.
www.espn.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I hope a bunch of countries decide to boycott these major sporting events. "You can send your team, but don't send their families, or their fans, or the media that cover them." What utter horseshit.
U.S. names sporting events where athletes exempt from visa ban
The Trump administration has identified a host of athletic competitions it classifies as "major sporting events" that athletes and coaches will be allowed to travel to the U.S. to take part in despite...
www.espn.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"Siri, why does the Postal Service lose money every year?"
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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Concept of a Plan
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January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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saw a post a few days back comparing schumer to a fire extinguisher you bought 25 years ago only to recently discover that it doesn't work when finally needed- and it's about the best anaology for him i've ever seen
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
When Bari said she wanted to "drive the news," it was little understood that she meant she wanted to drive it into a ditch.
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.

Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Bears will be bears. 🐻
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In the heat of battle, so often these young players forget the basic rules of thumb. “Dont throw the ball to the other team.” “Dont run into your own quarterback while he’s passing.” “Dont run cover all the other team’s receivers.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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I expect the actual plan is to provoke an incident in which a protester does something that gets them killed, and the ICE goons get away with it, setting a precedent for doing so.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's official. He's going to chase his ring in DC.
Sources: Hawks end Young era, send G to Wiz
The Hawks are trading four-time All-Star Trae Young to the Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources said.
www.espn.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I mean, who wouldn't want to go to the Wizards and chase a championship?
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Sources: Hawks' Young prefers trade to Wizards
Hawks star Trae Young has the Washington Wizards as his preferred destination as player and his current team work together on a possible trade, sources tell ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It's true. The world is going to shit in a hurry. But as long as the internet exists, we will always have Brian Williams' version of Rapper's Delight.
Rapper's Delight Brian Williams feat Lester Holt
YouTube video by GK BackwardInduction
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January 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Well that’s odd. Rubio swore to me that this was a law enforcement operation in support of an arrest. Maduro is already in custody. Why would they need a second strike? This all seems a bit fishy.
TRUMP: We were prepared to do a second strike if we needed. We're still prepared

Q: That's off the table now?

TRUMP: No it's not. If they don't behave, we will do a second strike

Q: Will Americans troops be on the ground?

TRUMP: It depends
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Feeding the younguns to the wolves, I see. Might as well. Not like they were going to win no matter who they put out there.
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
Warriors without Curry, Butler, Green vs. Thunder
The Golden State Warriors will be without Stephen Curry, Jimmy Butler and Draymond Green for their Friday night home game against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This is great news. Now they just need some players.

Andy Kotelnicki lands new college coaching job after Penn State staff changes share.google/coeLz8Rz6VfD...
Andy Kotelnicki lands new college coaching job after Penn State staff changes
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January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM