Karate Nights
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We live in the stupidest timeline.
Is there anything funnier than saying you might "Permanently Pause" something? Really put the moron in oxymoron.
#PermanentlyPause #Moron #Trump
#PermanentlyPause #Moron #Trump
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Is there anything funnier than saying you might "Permanently Pause" something? Really put the moron in oxymoron.
#PermanentlyPause #Moron #Trump
#PermanentlyPause #Moron #Trump
"Woah, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?" 🎵
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?" 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Woah, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?" 🎵
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?" 🎵
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This guy seems normal. #EpsteinFiles #ClayHiggins
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This guy seems normal. #EpsteinFiles #ClayHiggins
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dr. William H. Cosby officially endorses Andrew Cuomo. Probably.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dr. William H. Cosby officially endorses Andrew Cuomo. Probably.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
"Sir, I'm afraid we can see it running down your leg. I'll distract them while you shamble to the bathroom."
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Sir, I'm afraid we can see it running down your leg. I'll distract them while you shamble to the bathroom."
Couldn't even make it through the first fucking week of school without kids shot and killed.
August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Couldn't even make it through the first fucking week of school without kids shot and killed.
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tanning salons all over Florida are flying their Confederate flags at half mast today. #RIPHulkHogan #HulkHogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Tanning salons all over Florida are flying their Confederate flags at half mast today. #RIPHulkHogan #HulkHogan
Those dopes really would have shit themselves when the Superman film serial changed his motto to “Truth, Tolerance and Justice” back in 1948.
#Superman
#Superman
July 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Those dopes really would have shit themselves when the Superman film serial changed his motto to “Truth, Tolerance and Justice” back in 1948.
#Superman
#Superman
Google News really thinks I care about Bob Vylan. I do not know who this is.
July 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Google News really thinks I care about Bob Vylan. I do not know who this is.
Consistently baffled by people who give a fuck about the Karen Read case.
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Consistently baffled by people who give a fuck about the Karen Read case.
This worked out well.
June 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This worked out well.
Remember - most dummies don't realize their dumb. Some of them think they're quite smart - those are the funniest of all the dumb dumbs. And sometimes the most dangerous.
May 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Remember - most dummies don't realize their dumb. Some of them think they're quite smart - those are the funniest of all the dumb dumbs. And sometimes the most dangerous.
"It would be stupid of me not to accept this adorable Teddy Bear from Comrade Putin"
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"It would be stupid of me not to accept this adorable Teddy Bear from Comrade Putin"