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We live in the stupidest timeline.
Is there anything funnier than saying you might "Permanently Pause" something? Really put the moron in oxymoron.

#PermanentlyPause #Moron #Trump
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Woah, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?" 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A #WWE Hall of Famer talking to a future WWE Hall of Famer.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Look it says right here I'm innocent. This is an email we just printed up! #Trump #Epstein #Scum
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This guy seems normal. #EpsteinFiles #ClayHiggins
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh good. The government is back.

#Trump #FederalGovernment #Shutdown #GovernmentShutdown
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Sir, how many women do you plan on marrying?"

#Trump #NoKings
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dr. William H. Cosby officially endorses Andrew Cuomo. Probably.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"Sir, I'm afraid we can see it running down your leg. I'll distract them while you shamble to the bathroom."
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Couldn't even make it through the first fucking week of school without kids shot and killed.
August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Alt text: Fat felon pointing randomly like he has dementia.

#FatFelon #Trump
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Either this gavel is huge or this little man is very little. #Texas
August 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tanning salons all over Florida are flying their Confederate flags at half mast today. #RIPHulkHogan #HulkHogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Nothing to See Here" #Trump
July 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Those dopes really would have shit themselves when the Superman film serial changed his motto to “Truth, Tolerance and Justice” back in 1948.

#Superman
July 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I never gave a shit what Dean Cain thought when he was in those tights himself. #Superman
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Google News really thinks I care about Bob Vylan. I do not know who this is.
July 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Assquatch #Trump
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Consistently baffled by people who give a fuck about the Karen Read case.
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This worked out well.
June 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Remember - most dummies don't realize their dumb. Some of them think they're quite smart - those are the funniest of all the dumb dumbs. And sometimes the most dangerous.
May 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
May 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"It would be stupid of me not to accept this adorable Teddy Bear from Comrade Putin"
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM