karen13.bsky.social
@karen13.bsky.social
hockey
yoga
taylor swift
smashing the patriarchy
The boyfriend pointed out that the PWHL team hockey Christmas parties are likely insane

Can you imagine?

@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social can I get an invite? I make really good eggnog rum milkshakes
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Luckily I was raised in darkness (as a Canucks fan), so I’m happily walking away from the Goldeneyes game tonight celebrating their first power play goal ☺️ all that practice claiming moral victories is paying off!
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Goldeneyes on the medium screen. AEW Ladies tag team on the big screen. Girl’s girl behaviour.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A long-held opinion of mine is that a not-insignificant reason the USA is the way that it is… is that they never watched breaker high
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A list of things that have made me happy recently, in no particular order:
Hockey (not men’s hockey)
The sound of rain
How soft my slippers are
How good tea is
How many kinds of tea there are
Libraries
Sweatpants with pockets
Donkeys
Highly specific subreddits like r/manybaggers
My pink yeti cup
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A moment that felt like Hozier’s yell
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
An important update:
The Goldeneyes had a pregame huggle
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
HOCKEY IS FOR THE GIRLIES
#goldeneyes
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just find it unreasonable that I don’t have a pet turtle
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I mean this from the bottom of my heart:

Fuck ric flair
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Big night for swifties looking to recruit new fans to the fandom. Can I tell you about our lord and saviour Taylor Swift? Because she’s never let us down like this
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What’s it like to be neurotypical enough that you don’t care about updates to apps and operating systems

I feel like it would be nice
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The me that used to go to games and hold up a middle finger when people cheered his name is feeling pretty vindicated right about now. He was always trash, and people let his skill blind them. And the cycle is repeating right now for anyone still cheering for the Canucks.
Ryan Kesler, former Canucks and Ducks center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct, according to Michigan court records. He's pleading not guilty.

News with Katie Strang —

www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Retired NHL center Ryan Kesler charged with fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct, pleads not guilty
Kesler, a retired NHL center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree.
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have questions for the people who bring their coffee with them on a drive in a ceramic house mug

I’m not sure I want their answers

But I have questions
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A less obvious perk of switching my fandom to hockey instead of men’s hockey (i said what i said) is i haven’t had to listen to elliotte or luke in AGES and frankly it has been incredibly beneficial to my overall mental health
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The hidden horror that no one mentions about being a band/orchestra nerd is that you will be incapable of listening to songs without singing your part for an unnecessary amount of time after you no longer spend 71% of your waking hours in an orchestra pit.
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Life of a Showgirl hits hard when you’re head over heels for a smarter version of Travis Kelce
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
One last time before leaving the ttpd era

AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME
One last time before leaving the ttpd era

EVEN IF IT'S HANDCUFFED I'M LEAVING HERE WITH YOOOOOOU
One last time before leaving the ttpd era

old habits die SSSSSSCCCCCRRRREEEEEAAAAMMMMMIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG
October 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
SHE MIGHT BE COOKING HERE BECAUSE THE 9TH IS A WANING GIBBOUS MOON AND THE BRIGHTEST SUPERMOON THIS YEAR AND IT’S CALLED THE HUNTERS MOON AND I’D APOLOGIZE FOR ALL CAPS BUT IM NOT ACTUALLY SORRY, SWIFTIE ZOOMIES SETTING IN
Are the holes where the time card was “punched.” Looks like it also follows the sun going down or rising? Reminds me of the Midnights Mayhem Manifest!
OFFICIAL THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL SCHEDULE ❤️‍🔥
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Only getting to watch the PPV now and FUCK OFF WITH THIS DRAFT KING SHIT be so fr rn
September 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Being 39 is weird because about a month ago I was not just ID’d but refused a sale when I tried to buy some wine because I only had my driver’s license and no second piece of id. And on Saturday a guy on the bus said I looked 40 and thus couldn’t possibly need a reserved seat.
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My breakfast this morning is reminding me of the time I was going to work around 4:30AM and I went to Tim Horton’s and asked for a honey crueller, and the person ringing me in said with an IMPRESSIVE amount of derision that “we don’t have donuts. It’s breakfast time.”
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don’t open Facebook often, but opening it today is an experience, because several of my classmates from high school who reproduced early (read: the accidental pregnancies) have kids that are starting high school this week and THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEIR DEGENERATE PARENTS
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When your chronic illness and chronic pain are battling it out for which can make you hate life more, you reclaim bodily autonomy with a new piercing

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August 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM