karizard
@karizard.bsky.social
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I keep forgetting Bluesky exists 😭 anyway, here's a Twiyor one shot if anybody wants it

archiveofourown.org/works/70024946

#twiyor
#fanfic
#oneshot
I keep forgetting I have this account
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ขนงานนี้มาด้วยชอบๆ🥰
#SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY
#twiyor #loidyor #ロイヨル
#Maomao and the Cafeteria Caper

High school nobody Maomao La gets dragged into student council business when one of Jinshi Ka's Christian club friends get poisoned by a brownie from the school cafeteria.

archiveofourown.org/works/64541230

#jinshi #jinmao #mystery
#fanfic #oneshot #TAD #KNH
archiveofourown.org
Wow, this spoke to me on a spiritual level
Wow, you look just like your mom
I wonder how much money I've spent over the years on things my kid lost, broke, or refused to eat after saying he would for sure eat it.
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
What if someone famous read one of my fanfics. I would never know
My bad for not watching YouTube first and making buldak ramen with the entire spice packet and no cheese! Wow, I thought I had a better spice tolerance than this.
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Oh my gosh. I own so many movies. I wanted to try to watch them all again (or some of them for the first time) but it's going to take me so long lol
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A simple guide to avoiding cancellation:

1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.

2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.

3) Don't say hateful shit.

4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.

5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
Does anyone have an #Eremika starter pack here on Bluesky?
My 11yo told me I couldn't make him laugh without tickling him anymore so I called him a skibidi toilet from the back rooms, Ohio and guess what. I've still got it
#genalpha #parenting #genalphahumor
It took Leon Kennedy to make me truly understand the appeal of x reader fics on a personal level.
Found it. The cat knocked it into the washing machine
This is so weird. I live with my kid and no one else and he's at his dad's this week so it's just me in the house, and I just went to grab my cleaning spray and it's nowhere to be found. My kid didn't move it because he's not home. I don't remember moving it but I must have. What the hell
This is so weird. I live with my kid and no one else and he's at his dad's this week so it's just me in the house, and I just went to grab my cleaning spray and it's nowhere to be found. My kid didn't move it because he's not home. I don't remember moving it but I must have. What the hell
I am so preoccupied by the fact I have gray hairs now.
My life is so fucking boring.

(My kid is at his dad's and the depression has set in)