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Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
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PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · Nov 28
Just because you’re different doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 5m
I tried them. I was not amused.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 4h
This is the same idiot who thought MS13 was tattooed.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 4h
Every word he says here is a lie. Every. Single. Word. He’s living in an alternate reality. #25thAmendment.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 4h
Is Acme the business rival to Men’s?
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 4h
Next she’ll be announcing that she is pro-choice, vaccines are good, all Americans deserve free Universal Healthcare, the rich must pay their fair share of taxes, ICE should be abolished, and Obama was the best President.
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 16h
What she’s saying here is … normal. 😲
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 13h
#Jokesters
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 16h
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 18h
Some days we are all GladysOpossum
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 19h
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 19h
Aww. It seems like only yesterday that they were but wee little tadpoles; and look at them now. So proud!

🐸🫶🏻 #FrogLove #PortlandStrong ✊
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 23h
The US needs to take out the middleman. Get rid of all health insurance companies.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
I sing:

You spin me right round, baby, right round
Like a record, baby, right round, round, round 🎶🎶

…in my head. Is that mature-mature?
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
I’m still on hold.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Proof that we are truly living in a simulation:
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d
Seriously, is this a trick? It’s everyday now.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
👍
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t forget Ted Nugent. 🤦‍♂️
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Habeas Corpus? Never met him.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
New perspective on “Just half a cup”
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly. Hence the sarcasm
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Pam Bondi is the answer to the question: “What would it look like if Laura Ingraham was US Attorney General”.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Or…
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
#jokesters
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Whoa. I can’t believe it! It worked.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe it’s like a car warranty, 1 year or 10K miles, whichever comes first. 😉
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 1d
Just your typical 6-month annual checkup.
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