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I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
What was up with 90s grunge and alternative bands putting photos of children on album covers? That was fucking weird.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What was up with 90s grunge and alternative bands putting photos of children on album covers? That was fucking weird.
fun fact:
Miracle on 34th Street was released in May 1947. It was not advertised as a Xmas movie. Santa was not mentioned in any of the promotional materials.
Miracle on 34th Street was released in May 1947. It was not advertised as a Xmas movie. Santa was not mentioned in any of the promotional materials.
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
fun fact:
Miracle on 34th Street was released in May 1947. It was not advertised as a Xmas movie. Santa was not mentioned in any of the promotional materials.
Miracle on 34th Street was released in May 1947. It was not advertised as a Xmas movie. Santa was not mentioned in any of the promotional materials.
I get what "extremely mid" means, but if we just read the words, it's an oxymoron, innit?
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I get what "extremely mid" means, but if we just read the words, it's an oxymoron, innit?
TIME Magazine not making Osama Bin Laden the 2001 nor 2002 Person of the Year will forever prove that they are completely full of shit about that "for better or for worse" nonsense.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
TIME Magazine not making Osama Bin Laden the 2001 nor 2002 Person of the Year will forever prove that they are completely full of shit about that "for better or for worse" nonsense.
I'm just saying cleavage is pretty great. I like it. Not gonna be a creep about it when I see it on a stranger, but I am gonna enjoy it for a sec.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm just saying cleavage is pretty great. I like it. Not gonna be a creep about it when I see it on a stranger, but I am gonna enjoy it for a sec.
Reminder:
Panhandling is free speech, and beggars have the same rights as everyone else.
Panhandling is free speech, and beggars have the same rights as everyone else.
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Reminder:
Panhandling is free speech, and beggars have the same rights as everyone else.
Panhandling is free speech, and beggars have the same rights as everyone else.
Audiobook Idea:
Gilbert Gottfried reads "Heart of Darkness."
Gilbert Gottfried reads "Heart of Darkness."
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Audiobook Idea:
Gilbert Gottfried reads "Heart of Darkness."
Gilbert Gottfried reads "Heart of Darkness."
Dear Students:
Sending your professor an unsolicited e-mail assuring them that you checked thoroughly for plagiarism and definitely didn't use A.I. to write your paper will not elicit trust and confidence. It just tips them off to look at LOT harder at YOUR essay in particular.
Sending your professor an unsolicited e-mail assuring them that you checked thoroughly for plagiarism and definitely didn't use A.I. to write your paper will not elicit trust and confidence. It just tips them off to look at LOT harder at YOUR essay in particular.
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dear Students:
Sending your professor an unsolicited e-mail assuring them that you checked thoroughly for plagiarism and definitely didn't use A.I. to write your paper will not elicit trust and confidence. It just tips them off to look at LOT harder at YOUR essay in particular.
Sending your professor an unsolicited e-mail assuring them that you checked thoroughly for plagiarism and definitely didn't use A.I. to write your paper will not elicit trust and confidence. It just tips them off to look at LOT harder at YOUR essay in particular.
Fun Fact:
Brian Wilson never went surfing in his life. He only wrote songs about surfing because that was what the kids were into.
Brian Wilson never went surfing in his life. He only wrote songs about surfing because that was what the kids were into.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fun Fact:
Brian Wilson never went surfing in his life. He only wrote songs about surfing because that was what the kids were into.
Brian Wilson never went surfing in his life. He only wrote songs about surfing because that was what the kids were into.
Hypothesis:
Humans have four emotions: hungry, horny, sleepy, and frightened. All other emotions are admixtures of two or more of these four essential elements. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Humans have four emotions: hungry, horny, sleepy, and frightened. All other emotions are admixtures of two or more of these four essential elements. Discuss amongst yourselves.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hypothesis:
Humans have four emotions: hungry, horny, sleepy, and frightened. All other emotions are admixtures of two or more of these four essential elements. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Humans have four emotions: hungry, horny, sleepy, and frightened. All other emotions are admixtures of two or more of these four essential elements. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Student be coming up to me literally AFTER THE FINAL EXAM like, "Is there anything I can do to improve my grade?"
Time machine? Do you have a time machine?
Time machine? Do you have a time machine?
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Student be coming up to me literally AFTER THE FINAL EXAM like, "Is there anything I can do to improve my grade?"
Time machine? Do you have a time machine?
Time machine? Do you have a time machine?
I'm just sayin Ford should bring back the "Prefect" name. Nerds would buy them. Ford is really lacking in nerd cred.
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm just sayin Ford should bring back the "Prefect" name. Nerds would buy them. Ford is really lacking in nerd cred.
The English Patient.
Because it fucking sucks.
Good book. Probably an okay script. Horrible movie. Yes, I know it won Best Picture. It shouldn't have. It's shit.
Because it fucking sucks.
Good book. Probably an okay script. Horrible movie. Yes, I know it won Best Picture. It shouldn't have. It's shit.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The English Patient.
Because it fucking sucks.
Good book. Probably an okay script. Horrible movie. Yes, I know it won Best Picture. It shouldn't have. It's shit.
Because it fucking sucks.
Good book. Probably an okay script. Horrible movie. Yes, I know it won Best Picture. It shouldn't have. It's shit.
Every once in a very long while, I deeply crave a Personal Pan Pizza from Pizza Hut. but I always feel like I need to read a book first. Y'know . . . to earn it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Every once in a very long while, I deeply crave a Personal Pan Pizza from Pizza Hut. but I always feel like I need to read a book first. Y'know . . . to earn it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm just saying your favorite Skynyrd song SHOULD be "Gimme Three Steps."
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm just saying your favorite Skynyrd song SHOULD be "Gimme Three Steps."
I like broccoli florets but not broccoli spears. The little tree tops have an excellent mouthfeel.
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I like broccoli florets but not broccoli spears. The little tree tops have an excellent mouthfeel.
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Public libraries are just the fucking best. More people need to be out there LOUDLY supporting public libraries. One of humanity's top achievements.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Public libraries are just the fucking best. More people need to be out there LOUDLY supporting public libraries. One of humanity's top achievements.
Me: "So this weird and backwards aspect of our government goes all the way back to the early 1800s, and like every weird and backwards aspect of our government from that era, it exists for pretty much one reason. Any guesses?"
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me: "So this weird and backwards aspect of our government goes all the way back to the early 1800s, and like every weird and backwards aspect of our government from that era, it exists for pretty much one reason. Any guesses?"
#OnThisDay - 7 December - in 43 BC Marcus Tullius Cicero was assassinated at Formia. Cassius Dio (47.8.4) also notes that Mark Antony’s wife, Fulvia, spat upon Cicero’s decapitated head and stuck her hairpins into his tongue, in vengeance for his speeches against her husband. #AncientHistory 🏺
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Finally bought a grill. Thought you all should know. Forgot to buy a cover, though, so it's inside the house until the cover I ordered today arrives. If December seems like an odd time to buy a grill, bear in mind that I live btwn 25 and 30 deg. N latitude. It's perfect grilling weather around here.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Finally bought a grill. Thought you all should know. Forgot to buy a cover, though, so it's inside the house until the cover I ordered today arrives. If December seems like an odd time to buy a grill, bear in mind that I live btwn 25 and 30 deg. N latitude. It's perfect grilling weather around here.
"The Perfect Jean" is just a direct-to-consumer Pajama Jean knock-off from Bangladesh and it's hilarious to me that they pretend so hard to be otherwise.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"The Perfect Jean" is just a direct-to-consumer Pajama Jean knock-off from Bangladesh and it's hilarious to me that they pretend so hard to be otherwise.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Theory:
Doc Brown actually tipped off the Libyans as to his whereabouts because he already knew that they needed to find him in order for Marty to end up in 1955.
Doc Brown actually tipped off the Libyans as to his whereabouts because he already knew that they needed to find him in order for Marty to end up in 1955.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Theory:
Doc Brown actually tipped off the Libyans as to his whereabouts because he already knew that they needed to find him in order for Marty to end up in 1955.
Doc Brown actually tipped off the Libyans as to his whereabouts because he already knew that they needed to find him in order for Marty to end up in 1955.
Student sent me an e-mail at 5 am asking when the essays are due.
It says in HUGE PRINT at the top of the instructions that they are due at 12:00 noon today.
It says in HUGE PRINT at the top of the instructions that they are due at 12:00 noon today.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Student sent me an e-mail at 5 am asking when the essays are due.
It says in HUGE PRINT at the top of the instructions that they are due at 12:00 noon today.
It says in HUGE PRINT at the top of the instructions that they are due at 12:00 noon today.