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Antifa Co., Inc.
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I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.

Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
Children's sizes 0-3 are for infants and very small toddlers, and there is no uniformity among them except that 3 is 12 barleycorns and they get progressively smaller below that according to no industrywide pattern.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For toddlers and small children, you start at 12 barleycorns, which is a size 3, and add one barleycorn per half-size after that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For women's sizes, you start at 21 barleycorns, which is a size 1 (good luck actually finding anything smaller than a 4, though), and add one barleycorn per half-size after that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For men's sizes, you start at 25 barleycorns, which is a size 1 (although no one manufactures men's shoes lower than a size 5), and add one barleycorn per half-size after that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What makes you think he has a camp? He fights voter suppression. That's his camp. If Dems were trying to deny people their right to vote, pretty sure he'd fight that.
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Once of my favorite things to do in Crusader Kings is create the most progressive religion I can and then use it to destroy Christianity.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love Crusader Kings and I'm so far left than I hoard firearms for the OTHER reason . . . so I can share them with poor people when the time comes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When humans get crushed, it's usually our own doing. It's usually by something massive WE CREATED and then fucked around with. We hardly ever get crushed by anything other than ourselves.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Will today be the day a substantially larger animal crushes me, perhaps maliciously and perhaps just because they didn't even know I was there? Could be. Happens to us all. Or at least to a lot of us."
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Especially when it's their normal speaking voice. It's just like, "Okay, so you just sound like a cartoon ALL THE TIME then? It's not a bit?"
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
WORMTRAIN!
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In a pinch, you can tear kraft singles in half to make the long cheese sandwich.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The numbers are arbitrary. They don't mean anything. Why would the range be 0-63?
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Normally we get back from the park and it's off to bed for naps, but this time she had to spend some time on the couch staring into the middle distance, wide awake, but unmoving.
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The human brain is great at collecting & processing information IN A CERTAIN CONTEXT (e.g., physical interactions with real people and things, faces we can see, objects we can touch). Mass media and social media are NOT that context, but are FULL of seemingly useful information. The mind boggles.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It's social media brain damage. We weren't meant to interact with other humans and access information in this way. Our brains CANNOT deal with it in a healthy and productive fashion. They evolved to evaluate information in a RADICALLY different environment.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM