pariah carey
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words cannot convey how deeply i believe this algae chihuahua and i are kindred spirits, soulmates, cut from the same cloth, etc.
a chihuahua swimming through water layered in thick green algae. the algae also coats the dog’s face. the algae chihuahua on land, covered in thick green sludge, a human hand removing its green-coated sweater from its equally green body.
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
gretel a senior boxer pit mix with a white face and a black patch around her right eye looks up at the camera from inside a elizabethan collar. inside the collar is a stuffed halloween dog toy.
everyday i stray closer to Top Surgery
i also customize Happy Meal Furbys. i have the top two premade and can do requests like replicating your dog or the goose on the cover of your poetry book 👀
a happy meal furby painted different shades of green. it has a toadstool as a hat with moss coming out from beneath it. the furby sits in a hollow of a tree a happy meal furby painted green and brown with mushrooms, moss, and snails a chiweenie dog sleeping and a happy meal Furby painted similar to the dog the poetry book “It’s all too much I’m ready to become a Canada Goose” by Henry Kneiszel with a cover that features a canada goose wearing a gray hat. next to the book is a happy meal furby painted to look like a goose, wearing a hat. it has a clay beak to look more goose-like
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
three watches that have been turned into shadow box bracelets, the first has a gold colored face with moss and three bones inside, the second has a silver colored face with bones, a butterfly wing, and floral paper inside, and the third i’d white with a silver colored face and has a bone and a tiny rose drawing from a vintage matchbook inside. five bracelets that used to be watches. the first two are silver colored and one has cracked eggshell and a tooth inside, the second has bones and a vintage postage stamp inside. the third is purple with a blue pink gradient as a background behind a bone, a shard of quartz, and a dried flower. the fourth and fifth are silver colored and the fourth has two tiny jaw bones and a postage stamp inside, the fifth has abalone and an antique photo of a woman and a girl in a boat inside.
i made money this weekend side hustling for my property taxes next month & now my dog might need to see the emergency vet tomorrow & what’s wild is this same exact thing happened last year (but she had a different ailment in 2024) 🫠
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”

(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
Worm a dilute tortoise shell lying on the floor beneath a black halter top. across the halter top’s chest it says “i have no tits” in white font
in my parfait era now actually
just imagined A Guy who says “the tism” but thinks it means astigmatism
a help wanted flier but when you call the number on it, it’s just some guy asking for advice
an “it gets better” campaign but it’s directed toward teens who want to join the military
i tried writing a silly little poem about Andy Milonakis but it turned into a silly little poem about grief
making small talk, sweating profusely
honestly kind of glad Musk killed my community on Twitter ‘cause i’ve really cut back on my mindless scrolling and have put my attention to more important things like making objects with my hands out of clay.
imagine watching fireworks when you could just do shrooms and stare at fractals in the clouds lol couldn’t be me
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yeah i have tomorrow off but what i’m really excited about is seeing my therapist on Tuesday.
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“dream blunt rotation” and it’s a photo of my friends 💖
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My favorite thing about writing at work is that everyone else thinks I'm being super productive when I'm actually just writing my silly stories.
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When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
cleaning out my dead grandparents’ house and being faced with the fact that they were horny swingers is wild, like it would’ve actually been absolutely fine if i never learned that
be honest - does hitting my inhaler right after my weed pen make me look cool or no
when you’re in your thirties, your friends who were always drinkers now smoke weed because alcohol reacts badly with their meds and your friends who have smoked weed since they were 15 are still smoking weed but now they’re having panic attacks in public because of it
hey does anyone here have a knife so i can slice my pocket apple