Kazzie
kazziemono.bsky.social
Kazzie
@kazziemono.bsky.social
Just a guy. I exist, I guess. Very goofy and out of pocket.

27, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t mind.

I really like robot girls.
Pinned
(CW: Horsecock)

Here, have selfies of some totally unrelated weirdo robot gal who is definitely not me, and also definitely not intended for your eyes.

(im kidding its fully intended for your eyes (consensually (only if you want to see it)))
What’s it called when you’ve done everything possible in a game and completely forgotten that the game even has a beginning or a tutorial, and that new players have to unlock stuff
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I’m so thankful for my mom, she just dumped a few pills and some juice on me to help with my headache
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Ohhh my god I think I have food poisoning, my head hurts
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I REALLY wish gamers didn’t have this obsession with playing on max difficulty or challenging themselves. It’s created a form of toxic elitism for singleplayer, which is absurd.

Please remember that it is PERFECTLY OKAY to play on easy or drop the difficulty. You have nothing to prove to anyone.
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It amazes me how many people are willing to put up with my lackluster roleplaying skills
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I added working cum to my vrchat avatar and now I kinda want to like

Actually do lewd stuff in vrchat??? uegh
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Just another year. I guess I’m still here.
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 AM
American language be like:

cookie (correct)

chili (incorrect)
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Website that keeps track of every possible homebrew challenge run for every game ever and tells you immediately if the challenge is possible or not, as well as telling you where exactly it becomes impossible
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey, if you actually read my random junk I post here, you’re cool.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just deleted fire emblem heroes and canceled my subscription

Not because of the tempest trials free unit thing, but rather, the game’s just become a complete chore.

Also if I quit and cancel my feh pass I’ll get to save an extra $9.50 a month. Very happy about that!
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I used to draw, but I fell out of it because it wasn’t fun. I’d spend minutes adjusting and perfecting a single line. I didn’t enjoy the process at all.

I’m posting this because I think my thing is “posing a preexisting thingy in 2d/3d”
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Omg guys they’re doing the thing
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Prediction: vsauce michael is going to release a song with lyrics made up of words that can be spelled with just the letters on a piano scale (A-G)
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I got a kalimba for Christmas, and also these guys
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I need more robot girl asmr
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Stop calling republicans fascists and nazis, these words have positive connotations to them.

Start calling them losers. Nothing else. Only ever call them losers, and dismiss them like they’re insignificant. Then give them zero added attention.

Watch how livid they get.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I don’t think it should be controversial to say that Sonic fandom arguing about mild character design differences for 20 years is getting tiring

Yes, you’re entitled to believe whatever you want

No, I don’t want to hear it; been there, done that
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Maybe I’m just too stupid or missing something…

I don’t really think immigration is a problem. Like…at all. I don’t understand why the borders shouldn’t just stop existing altogether. Isn’t the only argument in favor of borders just racism?
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The people that complain “people ruined the definition of the world literally”/similar bother me

Like…language evolves. Definitions are made based on what a word is commonly used for. If a word is used in one way often, that becomes its definition. This is—quite literally—how the dictionary works.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hard pill to swallow:

Spoilers are subjective and vary from person to person
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m watching illegal building technique Lego videos and I think it’s cool that Minecraft players invented the fence plate table and then the devs later adopted it in official structures
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Guys I solved schrodinger’s box

Just smell it, idiot
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Kirby Air Riders’ most recent patch introduced a bug where the camera zooms all the way back in after doing certain things like riding on rails.

It’s a little annoying. Hope they get around to fix it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Yesterday I wrote a bunch of kids’ Santa letters into the newspaper. Yearly tradition. Some highlights:
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM