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kazziemono.bsky.social
Kazzie
@kazziemono.bsky.social
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Just a guy. I exist, I guess. Very goofy and out of pocket.

27, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t mind.

I really like robot girls.
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kazziemono.bsky.social
I wonder what double standards Pokémon fans are going to excuse this with
A picture of a tangrowth from Pokémon. It is a big bulbous vine creature with a cutout in the middle of its face for its eyes. This one is cyan with a white top half. A picture of a Wumpo from Palworld. It is also a bulbous creature that is cyan with a white top half, and a cutout in its face for its eyes.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
(additional images raghhhh 4 image limit!!!!)
The robot girl sitting up with her huge horsecock fully erect and standing upright, inches away from her face, looking wistfully into the camera. The robot girl sitting up and leaning against her back thrusters, horsecock erect and pointed up, completely straight. The robot girl leaning back with her horsecock nestled between her own large breasts, hands on both sides of her boobies. You know, to make it feel better or something.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
(CW: Horsecock)

Here, have selfies of some totally unrelated weirdo robot gal who is definitely not me, and also definitely not intended for your eyes.

(im kidding its fully intended for your eyes (consensually (only if you want to see it)))
A low profile side view of a green robot girl laying and sitting upright on a bed. She has large shiny breasts and is looking at you while winking and gesturing to “come here” with her finger. Her huge balls stick out between her legs, while her horsecock lays sideways, limp across her thigh, tip resting against the surface of the bed. The robot gal leaning up with her horsecock standing up at a slight angle, her hand against the base, winking at you. Her index finger is gently grazing the length, and her middle finger is slightly bent. The robot girl laying on her side while winking, breasts out and horsecock erect against the surface of the bed, pointed directly at the camera. The robot girl sitting up while giving off two peace signs with her hands, the camera skewed at an angle. Her horsecock is erect, with the flared tip perfectly obscuring her face from view.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
I wanna do this cuz why not

Time to overthink the responses yipeeeee
Text that reads “post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of”.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
This feels apt lol
A picture of the above post, followed by an image post just below. It features two poorly drawn Creatures with one of them asking “hey, how are you?” and the other responding “chatGPT, how am I?”
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Very interesting. Good to see the whale machine in full.

Also! There’s this brown gummy.

Some people think the orange gummy looks like an Awoofy which is interesting. I think this brown gummy looks like some kind of Sphinx.

Which means we’re getting at least 3 new machines? Maybe?
A picture of many colorful gummies. There are notably ones that are brown and elongated, sort of like a sled.
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Something interesting is that a machine's gummy doesn't have to match the color of its silhouette in the loading screen. For example, Rex Wheelie's silhouette is yellow, but the gummy is brownish.

Which means the grey silhouette could be the same machine as with the ? gummy. (cont.)
The rex wheelie gummy. It's brown and it tries to be pointy but fails.
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
After the latest direct, I started doing some digging.

1. There's two empty spots and every revealed machine is accounted for.

2. The ? gummy. Some purple, almost whale-looking machine. Seems similar in shape to the unknown grey silhouette, though it lacks the spikes on the wings. (cont.)
A picture of every currently-revealed air ride machine in kirby air riders, excluding two empty spots. A picture of the strange unknown gummy in kirby air riders. It's bulbous and purple, and it bears resemblance to a whale with rounded fins and a flat tail.
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
KIRBY AIR RIDERS DIRECT 2 OMG
Picture of my bluesky feed featuring a Nintendo today notification at the top, as well as a post from Large Potassium
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Ouhhhhh I got my magearna plush ooooghhhhh I love her so much I want to kiss her uuuuuuuu
A photo of a plushie anthropomorphic robot bunny with a spherical dress. She is sitting on her own tag like a freak. What a freak.
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
!!! SPOILERS FOR KIRBY FORGOTTEN LAND + STAR CROSSED WORLD !!! SPOILERS !!!

Here’s the end and results screen. Fuuuuck dude, my eyes hurt lmao
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
!!! SPOILERS FOR KIRBY FORGOTTEN LAND + STAR CROSSED WORLD !!! SPOILERS !!!

Oh my god YESSSSS I just beat ultimate cup z ex WITHOUT using ANY abilities whatsoever

Holy hell this arena was HARD AS FUCK
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Can we PLEASE get more art of Clare Cooper from Gumball?
A cartoon girl with green sparkly hair and a pink jacket, who initially gets excited, and then begins dancing by thrusting her arms back and forth.
August 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Yooooo so @q-haw.bsky.social hooked me up with an awesome custom VRChat avatar port of my PSO2 NGS character!!!!!!!!
The angle is higher up in the air with the two looking at the camera. A robot primarily colored green white and black dressed in a skimpy black sling bikini, posed beside a darker robot that has reddish hair, a brownish overcoat and pink-red highlights. Both are holding intricately designed weapons to match their color schemes. The angle is low-ish and head-on. A robot primarily colored green white and black dressed in a skimpy black sling bikini, posed beside a darker robot that has reddish hair, a brownish overcoat and pink-red highlights. Both are holding intricately designed weapons to match their color schemes. The angle is from the side and primarily capturing the green robot, posing with her swords with a foggy planet in the background. It's extremely cinematic and awesome. A robot primarily colored green white and black dressed in a skimpy black sling bikini, posed beside a darker robot that has reddish hair, a brownish overcoat and pink-red highlights. Both are holding intricately designed weapons to match their color schemes. The angle is low from behind, the two concealed in the shade with their green and pink highlights lit up, looking off towards the bright horizon. A robot primarily colored green white and black dressed in a skimpy black sling bikini, posed beside a darker robot that has reddish hair, a brownish overcoat and pink-red highlights. Both are holding intricately designed weapons to match their color schemes.
August 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
So apparently I am in exactly one block list. And it’s for…people who say Xenoblade 2 is their favorite. That’s kind of fucking hilarious.

Especially because 3 is my favorite lmao
A picture of me in a block list. It reads “‘XC2 is my favorite’ types. Ranking it higher than any other xeno title, saying Rex/pyra/Mythra are well written or posting porn of any Xeno series characters will also get you here. General bad xeno opinion havers list.”
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Mario Kart World’s Rainbow Road was awesome, and I really wanted to turn it into a girl.

So…I did that. And I’m super happy with how she came out!

The Star Child. Daughter of the Cosmos. The thing that doesn’t understand, but loves anyway. funney stardust gorl
A character with “Sonic the hedgehog”-esque proportions, seen from the front. Her skin is a soft, blueish-purple. She’s floating, wearing a starry wide-sleeved shirt, a transparent starry skirt, and greenish-blueish-purplish starry shoes. There are glowing gold highlights around her outfit and shoes, and she’s wearing some sort of crown with a warped, asymmetrical tear-shaped rim, with the point swirling off behind her. Her hair is softly multicolored, with red bangs primarily visible here. The same character, angled closer to her right side. The transition from her red bangs to yellow and greenish hair is visible. The crown is more visible too, showing its green-yellow side. Again, but with an angle moreso behind her. Her hair is transitioning from greenish, to teal, to blue, then purple. The shape of her crown is fully visible, as well as its three differently colored sides. The tear-shaped rim is swirling off almost like a galaxy behind her. Finally, the angle from her left side. Her hair has gone around the entire rainbow now; green, to blue, to purple, and finally the hot pink side hair outlining her face. I hope I did a good job explaining how she looks. It’s kind of rough as the whole theme is rainbows, but I tried. Thanks for checking this out!
July 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
I just saw this and was very amused by it, my humor is awesome
A picture of a mouse cursor hovering over a help button. The drop down info message says “Get help.”
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
I’ve listened to all kinds of music in 2024, but according to YouTube, this was my top track.

Thanks so much @cityfires.bsky.social and @batterystaplegames.bsky.social for making such a sick ass game.
A picture of YouTube music recap, with the top track showing as “Infinite Answer (Midgard 1)” from the video game 30XX. The first listen date is January 4th, with listen time totaling 1,873 minutes.
December 31, 2024 at 2:15 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
Yo I got the fumkin dawg
A photo of a hyperrealistic plushie of the Pokemon Fidough. It is hyperrealistic because it is a real plushie in real life and I own it. It is mine. There are a few amiibos in the background on a desk. The amiibo are pyra, banjo and kazooie, incineroar, and mythra in that order. There is also a keyboard and a monitor but there’s nothing happening with them lmao
December 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM
kazziemono.bsky.social
So I stopped caring about pokemon cards years ago, but I have to share this.

Drawn by Tetsuo Hara, author of Fist of the North Star.
A colorful card illustration of the Pokémon Palafin in its Hero form drawn by Tetsuo Hara; author of Fist of the North Star Palafin is shown rapidly punching towards you, its fists leaving afterimages
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
This image appeared to me in a dream a while ago.
A picture of Tangela from Pokémon, a Toppin from Pizza Tower, the vtuber Gawr Gura, and the SNES game Lagoon. Tangela Toppin Gura Lagoon.
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
kazziemono.bsky.social
A picture of Tharja, from Fire Emblem Heroes, dressed in a hilariously juxtaposed Christmas-themed bikini…for the winter.
November 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM