Tim Vandehey
@kcghostwriter.bsky.social
NYT-bestselling ghostwriter. (No, seriously.) I also sing jazz (lots), sail (sometimes), travel (not often enough), obsess over baseball (Dodgers!!!!), politics (WTF?), and beagles. 30-yr freelancer, husband & dad. Astrological sign is YIELD.
At this point, if I was offered the choice between 'Trump resigns immediately and reports to prison" and "You'll never see another Draft Kings ad for the rest of ever," I would really have to think about it.
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
At this point, if I was offered the choice between 'Trump resigns immediately and reports to prison" and "You'll never see another Draft Kings ad for the rest of ever," I would really have to think about it.
This nonsense is only going to get more common as we get closer to the election.
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This nonsense is only going to get more common as we get closer to the election.
I live in KC. We are, as a city, overwhelmingly against the ICE concentration camp. The city is already working to pass an ordinance banning detention facilities not owned by the city. This is FAR from over.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I live in KC. We are, as a city, overwhelmingly against the ICE concentration camp. The city is already working to pass an ordinance banning detention facilities not owned by the city. This is FAR from over.
He auctioned young girls after sticking his fingers in them to judge how "tight" they were. Defend that, I dare you. Trump is a fucking monster. He needs to go...to prison.
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
He auctioned young girls after sticking his fingers in them to judge how "tight" they were. Defend that, I dare you. Trump is a fucking monster. He needs to go...to prison.
They achieved another goal: to put the world on notice that Trump is severely mentally ill. Now everyone, including our enemies, knows America has a leader who can be distracted with a shiny medal or talk about the 2020 election. With Trump in the Oval, WE ARE NOT SAFE.
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
They achieved another goal: to put the world on notice that Trump is severely mentally ill. Now everyone, including our enemies, knows America has a leader who can be distracted with a shiny medal or talk about the 2020 election. With Trump in the Oval, WE ARE NOT SAFE.
This is an excellent blog post that really lays out the beyond-Fox media and social media landscape that keeps 40% of Americans trapped in an alt-right reality of batshittery and immigrant invasions. 100% worth a read: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/how-do-39-...
Eight Men Control What 40% of Americans Believe
Or is his "base finally fracturing"
cmarmitage.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
This is an excellent blog post that really lays out the beyond-Fox media and social media landscape that keeps 40% of Americans trapped in an alt-right reality of batshittery and immigrant invasions. 100% worth a read: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/how-do-39-...
Dow Jones industrial average down 900 points today on talk of European trade war. Predicting that TACO will be backing off Greenland demands very soon.
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Dow Jones industrial average down 900 points today on talk of European trade war. Predicting that TACO will be backing off Greenland demands very soon.
A great review in PW for the upcoming new ghostwritten book I did with the incredible Lachi. So proud of this look at Disability Pride and Badassery!
www.publishersweekly.com/9780593851579
www.publishersweekly.com/9780593851579
I Identify as Blind: A Brazen Celebration of Disability Culture, Identity, and Power by Lachi
In her buoyant debut memoir, musician and disability rights activist Lachi lays out how her blindness and neurodiversity are not...
www.publishersweekly.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
A great review in PW for the upcoming new ghostwritten book I did with the incredible Lachi. So proud of this look at Disability Pride and Badassery!
www.publishersweekly.com/9780593851579
www.publishersweekly.com/9780593851579
Shocking. Maybe she should've done the entire thing nude.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Shocking. Maybe she should've done the entire thing nude.
All that is true, except for the "gut election integrity" part. We will, however, pass a national gerrymandering ban and a law requiring that all states draw their congressional districts using a computer algorithm, so human biases cannot be taken into account.
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
All that is true, except for the "gut election integrity" part. We will, however, pass a national gerrymandering ban and a law requiring that all states draw their congressional districts using a computer algorithm, so human biases cannot be taken into account.
Oh, and can we stop letting Grandpa have his phone when he trundles his fat ass off to the bathroom at 2am for one of his two-hour bowel movements?
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Oh, and can we stop letting Grandpa have his phone when he trundles his fat ass off to the bathroom at 2am for one of his two-hour bowel movements?
Whatever, dickless. You don't have the power to mandate shit on the airwaves. Eat a cock.
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Whatever, dickless. You don't have the power to mandate shit on the airwaves. Eat a cock.
No impeachment talk. Voters don't want to hear it, and it won't do anything. Even if we take the Senate, there won't be 67 votes to remove. Focus on affordability, healthcare, and Republicans allowing Trump to enrich himself, wage expensive wars, and give $40B to Argentina while Americans suffer.
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No impeachment talk. Voters don't want to hear it, and it won't do anything. Even if we take the Senate, there won't be 67 votes to remove. Focus on affordability, healthcare, and Republicans allowing Trump to enrich himself, wage expensive wars, and give $40B to Argentina while Americans suffer.
Crazy old man spewing shit while spewing shit at 2am. Ignore.
January 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Crazy old man spewing shit while spewing shit at 2am. Ignore.
The only thing that changes is that you have an authoritarian thug who owes our President Authoritarian Thug a favor.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The only thing that changes is that you have an authoritarian thug who owes our President Authoritarian Thug a favor.
When Emperor Nero von Cankles calls them patriots and spews his vile lies about January 6, break this out.
apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
Jan. 6, 2021: A visual archive of the Capitol attack
NPR’s Jan. 6 archive brings together reporting, video, documents and testimony to show what really happened during the Capitol riot. Explore the timeline, cases and evidence behind the attack.
apps.npr.org
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
When Emperor Nero von Cankles calls them patriots and spews his vile lies about January 6, break this out.
apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
By the way, Matt Forney is a sad-sack "journalist" who's self-published about 30 shitty books (because if they weren't shitty, someone might have paid to publish some of them), including, "Trolling for a Living." In other words, WGAF what this loser says?
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
By the way, Matt Forney is a sad-sack "journalist" who's self-published about 30 shitty books (because if they weren't shitty, someone might have paid to publish some of them), including, "Trolling for a Living." In other words, WGAF what this loser says?
Why is it astonishing? It's well documented that the resentful, jealous white supremacy of some Americans has no endpoint. They simply hide it until they can't bear to conceal it anymore and it farts to the surface. Like swamp gas.
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Why is it astonishing? It's well documented that the resentful, jealous white supremacy of some Americans has no endpoint. They simply hide it until they can't bear to conceal it anymore and it farts to the surface. Like swamp gas.
Tracking the decline.
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Tracking the decline.
Have these clowns never heard of the Streisand Effect? If they had let the "60 Minutes" report run, it would have been a one-week story. By censoring it, they turned it into an international scandal that will last for months. Idiots.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Have these clowns never heard of the Streisand Effect? If they had let the "60 Minutes" report run, it would have been a one-week story. By censoring it, they turned it into an international scandal that will last for months. Idiots.
Here's the "60 Minutes" story on CECOT that the Trump administration got spiked thanks to its lackey. Definitely do not watch it, and most definitely do NOT share it everywhere.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81W...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81W...
Full CECOT Interview from CBS Canada
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here's the "60 Minutes" story on CECOT that the Trump administration got spiked thanks to its lackey. Definitely do not watch it, and most definitely do NOT share it everywhere.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81W...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81W...