Tim Vandehey
@kcghostwriter.bsky.social
NYT-bestselling ghostwriter. (No, seriously.) I also sing jazz (lots), sail (sometimes), travel (not often enough), obsess over baseball (Dodgers!!!!), politics (WTF?), and beagles. 30-yr freelancer, husband & dad. Astrological sign is YIELD.
MAGA, immigrants aren't doing this. Trans kids aren't doing this. Gay couples aren't doing this. Women wanting bodily autonomy aren't doing this. The liberal bogeymen you've been told to hate over the past 30 years—they're not doing this. REPUBLICANS are taking the food out of your kids' mouths.
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
MAGA, immigrants aren't doing this. Trans kids aren't doing this. Gay couples aren't doing this. Women wanting bodily autonomy aren't doing this. The liberal bogeymen you've been told to hate over the past 30 years—they're not doing this. REPUBLICANS are taking the food out of your kids' mouths.
"Today, JD Vance became the first vice president to successfully assassinate himself..."
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Today, JD Vance became the first vice president to successfully assassinate himself..."
It's only a matter of time before he commits another crime that Orange Foolius can't pardon or commute.
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's only a matter of time before he commits another crime that Orange Foolius can't pardon or commute.
Thanks, Canada. Believe us, we think he's just as big a bag of shit as you do.
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thanks, Canada. Believe us, we think he's just as big a bag of shit as you do.
If the swastika fits.
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If the swastika fits.
Precisely, governor. Every act this administration and the GOP takes regarding No Kings just reinforces 3 things. One, they're totally unhinged. Two, they're terrified of organized dissent. Three, we should be more fired up than ever to turn out and be heard!
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Precisely, governor. Every act this administration and the GOP takes regarding No Kings just reinforces 3 things. One, they're totally unhinged. Two, they're terrified of organized dissent. Three, we should be more fired up than ever to turn out and be heard!
I'm a longtime beagle dad. Couldn't resist that face. Just donated.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'm a longtime beagle dad. Couldn't resist that face. Just donated.
That is the most Portland thing in the history of Portland things.
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
That is the most Portland thing in the history of Portland things.
They're so scared.
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
They're so scared.
Pritzker should challenge Trump to an arm wrestling match. If Trump wins, Pritzker resigns if Pritzker wins, Trump resigns. Of course, Trump is a sniffing coward, and a weakling, and would never accept anyway. But it would be beautiful to watch him squirm.
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pritzker should challenge Trump to an arm wrestling match. If Trump wins, Pritzker resigns if Pritzker wins, Trump resigns. Of course, Trump is a sniffing coward, and a weakling, and would never accept anyway. But it would be beautiful to watch him squirm.
It means several things. It means every one of these scum can start living in fear of their own private chats being leaked. It means maybe some of us can take the blinders off and admit that this has been about white supremacy all along.
October 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It means several things. It means every one of these scum can start living in fear of their own private chats being leaked. It means maybe some of us can take the blinders off and admit that this has been about white supremacy all along.
Works either way.
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Works either way.
People need to quit wasting time with this bullshit. Every key swing state is governed by Democrats, with the exception of Georgia, governed by Trump-hating Kemp. They'll never let Trump on the ballot, even if he did run.
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
People need to quit wasting time with this bullshit. Every key swing state is governed by Democrats, with the exception of Georgia, governed by Trump-hating Kemp. They'll never let Trump on the ballot, even if he did run.
Fuck Bannon. He has no position and no power.
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fuck Bannon. He has no position and no power.
He's sundowning: "a pattern of increased confusion, agitation, anxiety, or restlessness that often occurs in the late afternoon, evening, or at night — typically affecting people with dementia."
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He's sundowning: "a pattern of increased confusion, agitation, anxiety, or restlessness that often occurs in the late afternoon, evening, or at night — typically affecting people with dementia."
Dick Trickle sends his best.
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dick Trickle sends his best.
"Forgiato Blow" sounds like what Lindsey Graham gets every Friday night behind a Charleston Italian restaurant.
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Forgiato Blow" sounds like what Lindsey Graham gets every Friday night behind a Charleston Italian restaurant.