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Sam Monson @sammonson.com · 15h

Just a pair of performative bullshit artists taking in a game

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 19h

GAMESDONEQUICK ARE KNOWERS #dk64randomizerdotcom

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 21h

court is a knower #dk64randomizerdotcom

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2dos @ DK64randomizer.com @2dos.dk64randomizer.com · 23h

Never thought I'd see the day where a game I helped develop sees the main GDQ stage. DK64 Randomizer is officially at AGDQ2026! Congrats to @keiperdontcare.bsky.social and Connor75 for getting it in and I will see you at AGDQ!

Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 1d

THE #AGDQ2026 GAMES LIST IS OUT!!!!!

AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!

Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible

Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit

purple background with Velocity shocked with an exclamation point about their head and text that reads: "AGDQ 2026
GAMES LIST OUT!
New game submission period open now!"

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 23h

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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 1d

THE #AGDQ2026 GAMES LIST IS OUT!!!!!

AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!

Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible

Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 1d

Here's the question about Colts-Steelers, which I am not watching.

1) Steelers discovered a blueprint to take away the advantages the Colts had given Daniel Jones.
2) Something about the Steelers D specifically is bad for Jones.
OR
3) There's a lot of randomness in a +5 turnover margin.

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Ashley Black 🔪💚 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 2d

halloween is over. he's coming

Dogs Bower from Blue Stinger, emerging from his frozen prison to once again inconvenience me with his game this christmas

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 3d

Huge W

Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 3d

SOLVED!

Elden Ring Nightreign is in #AGDQ2026!!!

AND it's gonna be a Trio Defeat Nightlord run with @yojosherino.bsky.social, Mitchriz, and @star0chris.bsky.social!!!

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2dos @ DK64randomizer.com @2dos.dk64randomizer.com · 4d

The dk64 randomizer tournament match we listed on our YouTube channel yesterday is an all timer. Highly recommend watching this if you have a few hours to spare youtu.be/nCLQwna12j8?...

DK64 Randomizer | S4 Tournament winner's semi-finals match game 1 of 3 | JimJam vs Sowser

YouTube video by DK64 Speedrunning

youtu.be

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spikevegeta.bsky.social @spikevegeta.bsky.social · 4d

What would you do at the end of the world?
I’m building my base in Doomsday: Last Survivors
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 8d

It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 14d

After literal months of dealing with dizzy spells, headaches and being unable to work/stream, I'm finally seeing a specialist. Surely they'll find something right? I won't just magically be alright now that I'm actively trying to see someone about it right?

I'm jaded LOL 🤞🤞

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 19d

Incoming typical adef W

adef @adef.bsky.social · 20d

video comes out in a little under 2 hours!

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Mr. Ghoul and Shriek @shout.rocks · 23d

Weight loss has led to reduced clothing stock, so I’ve gone out to buy new jeans.

The good news: I’ve lost another pant size! Even beyond what I expected! 🥳

The bad news: I have ZERO ass. Just none. It’s like Nebraska back there. My posterior is practically concave. 😭

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jaida @anarchyasf.com · 24d

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIGERS LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jaida @anarchyasf.com · 24d

FOURTEEN??????????????

jaida @anarchyasf.com · 24d

this is the scariest game of baseball i have ever watched

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 28d

SUPER great effort from #95 there

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Oct 3

In case anyone cares, here's my submission for the upcoming GDQ.

With all the health issues I've been having, not getting to game/work as much as I want to has been pretty rough. Making this definitely lifted the vibe.

youtu.be/OnuTWEa7BMU?...

DK64 Randomizer (S4 Settings) for AGDQ 2026

YouTube video by KeiperDontCare

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Oct 3

I miss being able to play video games for longer than 2 hours without feeling dizzy and having to take a break.

Really hope I get some answers from this ENT in two weeks. Shit is getting ridiculous.

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authorblues @authorblu.es · Sep 30

Unshackle yourself from the responsibility of forming dissenting opinions about things you don't like. You have the right to just not subject yourself to things that make you unhappy

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 25

I'M WORKIN ON IT OKAY?!

Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 24

APPLY FOR ARTIST ALLEY

Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · Sep 24

Submissions for games, volunteering, and vending at #AGDQ2026 are all open today through Oct. 5th!!

Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
Volunteer: gdq.gg/volunteer/apply
Artist/Maker App: forms.gle/bfhELqL4oY...
Dev App: forms.gle/mYqvzivrXk...

*Onsite AND Online Volunteering positions are open

text reads:
AGDQ 2026
Game Submissions
Volunteer Applications
Vendor Alley Applications
Open now through Oct. 5th!

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 20

Yes do I laugh at horribly stupid, immature, low brow humor stuff? I sure do.

Where's the poop jokes ESPN? Where's the self deprecating humor? All these people lack the neurospiciness to make me care what they have to say.

Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 20

The worst thing that stuff like Lonely Island, Key and Peele, or any Will Ferrel comedy movie has ever done:

Given sports media people a slew of repetitious, unoriginal, redundant, eye-rolling references that they simply cannot resist using.

If I hear someone say "Ay-ay-ron" one more time...

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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 13

@brettkollmann.bsky.social
Why do you do this

Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · Sep 8

Best QB performance of the week:
Matthew Stafford (yes)
Paced the league with *5* big time throws and a 90+ passing grade. Actively challenging Texans DBs down the field.
The Rams didn't score a lot because their pass blocking was horrible. But when Stafford had time, he was sensational.