Keith Ivey
keithivey.bsky.social
Keith Ivey
@keithivey.bsky.social
A professional hypnotherapist in search of mastery of the hypnotic art; a recipient of amazing friendships; an admirer of those who skillfully assemble words to inspire, entertain and inform; uninterested in conversations with young women.
She is hours away from being killed. Tell her to watch her back.
July 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“We”? I know you were starting a discussion, but you were old enough to know that Congress is the body that would be in Congress from owning stocks and in a capitalistic society Congress ain’t gonna do none of that shit in fact, Congress ain’t gonna do nothing without the approval of Donald J.
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just her Joe Scarborough’s interview with the motherfucker in charge of ice. My message to Joe is this: go fuck yourself.
July 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A member of trump’s administration asking if someone has crossed the line is the funniest shit. I’ve heard all day.
February 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
MAGA folks have forgotten the first law of physics: “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” The election was not the end. It was the beginning.
December 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Good Sunday morning! Today is day six of my Covid quarantine. Show my days pretty well planned. For the rest of you, I hope that you have the kind of day that you desire!
December 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Reposted by Keith Ivey
Russia Russia Russia
A former FBI informant has agreed to plead guilty to lying about President Biden and his son Hunter taking a bribe from a Ukrainian oligarch, as well as other federal charges, according to a court filing on Thursday.
Ex-FBI Informant Alexander Smirnov Agrees to Plead Guilty to Lying About Bidens
Alexander Smirnov’s deal with the special counsel overseeing the investigation into Hunter Biden could lead to 48 to 72 months in prison, though a federal judge would need to review the deal.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I’m sorry! Did I miss the part where my generation is asking your generation for sympathy? I don’t think so. Get over yourself.
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
In order to keep prices low, the prices have to be low now and then something happens to stabilize them. Prices are not low right now, so there’s no reason to talk about keeping them low. And besides, businesses are not in the business of keeping prices low, this is America after all.
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Yet, we are not surprised and his cult members do not care.
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Put her on the restaurant on your list of places I’ll never visit again; advise her manager of my decision and why (with no expectation of surprise); ask her for a photo; give her 20% tip so she has no complaint; take s photo of the restaurant exterior; post my story and photos all over the internet
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
December 12, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Reposted by Keith Ivey
It’s not normal to glamorize HATE!
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Watch him laugh…
Good takedown of McCarthy
VIDEO of the moment where my buddy Sarah Longwell reminds everybody that Kevin McCarthy was the first person to rehabilitate Trump after January 6th. "I don't know if people let you get away with that in rooms all the time, but you should *never* be allowed to get away with that." 👏
December 12, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The day that political violence is acceptable is the day the game is over!
There is no “BUT.”

There is no “It was wrong to kill that CEO, BUT health insurance companies are bad and…

There is no “It was wrong to storm the Capitol to overthrow the election, BUT the election was stolen and…”

Political violence is wrong. Period. There is no BUT.
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Wray is a pussy just like Joe Scarborough. They want to play by the rules of 1950. They have not learned yet the rules no longer apply.
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I shall buy a copy and then burn it!
What does boot leather taste like? I don’t know, but we could ask the folks at Time…
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I am with you. The winter coat I bought in Boston walks out of my apartment with me every cold day here in Atlanta.
December 12, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I live in Georgia. I do not need a tool to look at my neighborhood. Millions of years old. I’ll have to do is look out my window.
December 12, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My apologies re: my last post. I know better than to tell a joke to a professional comedian. But, when I read your post, my post sort of slipped out and found its way to my finger and before I knew it, there it was!
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
The refrigerator door
December 12, 2024 at 12:47 PM
You have powerful friendships!
December 12, 2024 at 12:32 PM
If you’re looking for a clever Christmas movie, I highly recommend Red One.
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
For the next four years he is welcome in the White House.
President Zelenskyy:

"The “brave” Assad ran away to Putin. Where will Putin run away?"
December 12, 2024 at 12:29 PM