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Keli
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the sunset is kind of amazing though
oh fuck no it's dark at 4:15pm
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If you have lost SNAP benefits and live in Columbus, Ohio.
Please come to the Worthington Farmer's Market on Saturday morning and visit the market management stand.
We have a program to help
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
our Bulgarian neighbor came over with her 5yo son to trick or treat, he had on a full Minecraft creeper costume but she says he is only allowed to read books from the library about it, no gametime

those books must be awesome
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
Sounds like you’ve got a great time planned, cheers!
Everyone sits in their driveways in Ohio too. So far kids have come all the way up to the house and knocked on the door here in Illinois, happy for it.
tis the season 🦇🎃🍂🍁🥮
Are you doing the party tonight?
just had a trick-or-treater dressed as Albert Einstein, what a treat for me
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At the bottom of your bag of candy you find 🍬🍬 a chilling silk cloak. It's embroidered with an image of a warlock🧙‍♂️ battling 🎃pumpkins🎃.
someone got Big Mad at me today and tried to insult me but it was so funny that I started laughing and they got Bigger Madder about it and then everyone else heard them going off and laughed at them too and I hope to god this person doesn't come into my workplace tomorrow to try to kill me
when I got to my car after my appointment I was delighted to find bird shit and a plastic comb from a casino in Way Fucking North Wisconsin next to my door, truly the best omens for my 2025 Hell Year
truly in an abundance of lustrous predatory loans to get basic shit paid for
went to the dentist and they said I either need a crown or a root canal but they told me all the bad news while I had this beautiful view 🥹
this carpet is going to make me unhinged
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Halloween candy is getting expensive, and it's not just chocolate driving up prices, which have increased in the past five years at more than triple the rate of inflation. Melinda Yao for @NBCNews.com: www.nbcnews.com/data-graphic...
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Alex Tsao (cover illustration for Washington Irving’s The Sketchbook, Signet Classics edition, 1961)
went to Sleepy Hollow tonight where there was a big bonfire and a Headless Horseman
it's overcast and 55°F outside and my cousin (purebred Chicagoan) has windows wide open and fans on and I just stay in my room and play a video game on the PC that will heat my surrounding area to something tolerable
What's your ideal house temperature in the fall/winter?
So now that we broke down and turned on the heat, a new "battle" has emerged in the house: what temp should the thermostat be set at? We have a...
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