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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · Oct 21

it's not a blooper these are my "bona fides"

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2h

on touch screen bartop trivia game machine
Question: In personal ads, what does BBW stand for?
1. big bruising woman,
2. blonde, blue-eyed wife,
3. big busted wench,
4. big beautiful woman,
my friend is pointing to 4, the correct answer. i am pointing to 1

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 3h

Dirty Harry, probably

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 3h

cuz it's fun 😌✨

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 3h

making all the jirls kealous

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Nightleek タマネギ🏳️‍⚧️ @nightleek.bandcamp.com · 4h

J-Y Kelly

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 11h

1 HP and a dream

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20h

trans women always following you around with modular analog synthesizers

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 21h

i was gonna say i don't remember it (i took this pic 15 years ago while my bf was playing) but then i pulled up the lab theme for 3 seconds and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M TRAPPED IN 2010 I STILL WORK AT STAPLES AND MY HOUSEMATE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT VAMPIRE WEEKEND NOOOOOO

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 21h

Pokemon Snap screenshot with dialog box "Wait, Fuck... Let's return to the Lab!"

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 22h

i'm giving all credit for this one to the Tongue of Matthew Lillard

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 1d

and this is how i find out my wife's tongue is long! and she didn't think it was! but it is! how did we not know!!!

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 1d

OKAY YEAH NO BUT SERIOUSLY,

Matthew Lillard in Scream sticking his tongue out - it nearly goes down to the bottom of his chin

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

thanks, Rocket League!

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

haha, it's like 100 pounds

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

yep!
bsky.app/profile/kell...

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · Feb 27

🎵and you're to blame

posing on a Silent Scope sniper arcade game with the rifle barrel at my heart in a suburban kitchen that somehow also has a second Silent Scope unit

a sexier pose with eye contact (i am laughing)

slumped over the gun, ragdolled in a day-glo 90s style Universal Studios snapback cap

my feet are stiff with rigor mortis straight up from bottom of frame

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

this is a safe space for cat huffers

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

it's certainly... different

Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 2d

i beta tested okcupid during a period of intense unemployment. i answered every question. this actually did create an accurate profile. for like a decade everyone in my driving distance top10 was someone i'd already dated or my housemate. my #1 match was (naturally) listed as "taken" the entire time