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Jesus follower, INFJ, proud aunt, Norfolk resident // not the real Kelly Kapoor, although you should know she is a fictional character

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently there is a No Kings Protest scheduled for the 18th! In case anyone is late to find out like I apparently am!

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 7d

The point of Jonah is not Nineveh’s repentance but Jonah’s fury at God’s mercy. It is a scathing parody of nationalistic religion that wants God on 'our side' and cannot stomach the possibility that God’s love extends beyond our religious and political borders, especially those considered 'enemies'.

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 7d

Excellent gif choice

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 9d

I just got chills

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 10d

Nice

Lizard Hehehehehe GIF

ALT: Lizard Hehehehehe GIF

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 11d

I swear most of these people haven’t read the actual Bible - just the verses they see on hobby lobby farmhouse chic signs (that I am convinced are the same decor in hell but I digress). Good God

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 11d

This is excellent - thank you

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 12d

What’s your Venmo? Would love to buy you a coffee+treat of your choice.

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 12d

Noooooo 😫😫😫

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 13d

Bullseye

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 15d

When I lived in PGH I got so excited that there was a place named Versailles and I pronounced it the proper way. Someone quickly corrected me and I was instantly crushed. Pennsyltucky at its finest, doh

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 16d

I feel like I’ve had a broken heart for so long that I can’t even imagine what it would be like for it to feel whole.

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 17d

Nice

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 17d

What a time to be brown and have white parents. Hoo boy.

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 17d

This is the correct answer

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 18d

Thank you for your witness.

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 19d

Does it make you want to live, laugh and love, Kristin?? 😉

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21d

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 21d

🤣🤣🤣🤣

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 21d

YUP exactly

kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 21d

“If this is a bad time for you, I’m happy to reschedule!” I say, through gritted teeth.

I’m so freaking tired

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 21d

Me, reminding myself this is just a video call with my parents, I can just stay calm and focus on my own feelings.

Also me, asking my mom what she is clearly distracted by while we are talking for the first time in weeks

“oh we just have Charlie Kirk’s memorial on in the background”

Me:

a man is throwing papers in the air while standing in a hallway .

ALT: a man is throwing papers in the air while standing in a hallway .

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 22d

Gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Why are we in the absolute DUMBEST timeline!!!!!!!!

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kelly kapoor @kellykapoor88.bsky.social · 23d

Will it be recorded?

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JWKropf @jwkropf.bsky.social · 25d

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