I unsurprisingly have fallen irrevocably in love with Baby Abigail and in my quest to give her a soft landing and a happy life I’ve gotten her a friend. This is Baby Clementine.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I unsurprisingly have fallen irrevocably in love with Baby Abigail and in my quest to give her a soft landing and a happy life I’ve gotten her a friend. This is Baby Clementine.
How long was i walking around w him on my back
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
How long was i walking around w him on my back
Did this come out of me
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Did this come out of me
Reposted by kelsie
keep honking... i'm clonking!
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
keep honking... i'm clonking!
Can you guess who it was!!!!!
That's how your father ended up being rehab roommates with a now-major Hollywood actor (who was just coming to prominence in the 90s in Australia) who is a not-nice-person recidivist heroin addict.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can you guess who it was!!!!!
The transition from man with no animals to man of the creatures … my greatest achievement
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The transition from man with no animals to man of the creatures … my greatest achievement
My nepo baby connections could probably get me a nicer room in a drug and alcohol rehab facility that’s about it
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My nepo baby connections could probably get me a nicer room in a drug and alcohol rehab facility that’s about it
Saw a pigeon today picking up pieces of its broken nest around a smashed little egg and felt so much sorrow I could have laid down in the street until Jesus comes back. Then I saw a little dog licking piss off a wall and remembered that grace appears in the little things
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Saw a pigeon today picking up pieces of its broken nest around a smashed little egg and felt so much sorrow I could have laid down in the street until Jesus comes back. Then I saw a little dog licking piss off a wall and remembered that grace appears in the little things
She’s trying to mate with me unfortunately it’s really cute
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
She’s trying to mate with me unfortunately it’s really cute
I love, to make cute animal content for the public :)
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I love, to make cute animal content for the public :)
Scooped pus out of a chicken eye and did not gag
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Scooped pus out of a chicken eye and did not gag
I love to ask owners their pets names and they get all shy. Your Guinea pig is named Winkie? You sick fuck
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I love to ask owners their pets names and they get all shy. Your Guinea pig is named Winkie? You sick fuck
He’s reading from my playbook
Sure, blocking people after one dumb reply is good, but have you ever tried muting people after one boring reply?
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He’s reading from my playbook
Lots of old men being lame idiot freaks in my mentions on here this morning but that’s just how it goes on this wimpy little website
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Lots of old men being lame idiot freaks in my mentions on here this morning but that’s just how it goes on this wimpy little website
Husband told me he doesn’t know what “having a stickybeak” means so god knows what he thinks I’m talking about all the time because I’m always having a stickybeak
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Husband told me he doesn’t know what “having a stickybeak” means so god knows what he thinks I’m talking about all the time because I’m always having a stickybeak
Good morning Baby Abigail you are alive :) and that is a good thing!
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Good morning Baby Abigail you are alive :) and that is a good thing!
Work Christmas party is today which is diabolical. A Sunday in November. Sunday is the day I get my bowels in order. I’m going to feel the effects of missing out all week.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Work Christmas party is today which is diabolical. A Sunday in November. Sunday is the day I get my bowels in order. I’m going to feel the effects of missing out all week.
One of the nurses took a photo of how I do post anaesthetic recovery and it does unfortunately involve kissing
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
One of the nurses took a photo of how I do post anaesthetic recovery and it does unfortunately involve kissing
I have once again brought home a homeless little creature. this is Baby Abigail
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have once again brought home a homeless little creature. this is Baby Abigail
We have a client at work who brings her dog in and I have to pretend that she does not have weens “La Cucaracha” album cover tattooed on her forearm
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
We have a client at work who brings her dog in and I have to pretend that she does not have weens “La Cucaracha” album cover tattooed on her forearm
Not good in an emergency, a client called saying their dog has been hit by a car and I went “OH NO!!!!”
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not good in an emergency, a client called saying their dog has been hit by a car and I went “OH NO!!!!”