kelzo wishes they'd stop having miscellaneous controller issues
@kelzo.bsky.social
im kelzo
pfp drawn by @nonoharamalice.uwy.rest
literally use any pronouns u want for me
pfp drawn by @nonoharamalice.uwy.rest
literally use any pronouns u want for me
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i guess ill do a media thread for 2025
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Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?
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this thanksgiving im thankful for no homework, pizza, ninjas, video games and a week without my little sister
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this thanksgiving im thankful for no homework, pizza, ninjas, video games and a week without my little sister
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happy birthday sega dreamcast. happy birthday sonic adventure. there is nothing else of note to celebrate on this day
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
happy birthday sega dreamcast. happy birthday sonic adventure. there is nothing else of note to celebrate on this day
dog food review
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
dog food review
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Thread on the timeline of events regarding iiSU developer UsagiShade's transphobic remarks because his team keeps ignoring me lol 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thread on the timeline of events regarding iiSU developer UsagiShade's transphobic remarks because his team keeps ignoring me lol 🧵
this is probably tmi but i hate wearing tight pants so much bc god do i just have fat nuts that so easily get squished when i wear tight pants
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
this is probably tmi but i hate wearing tight pants so much bc god do i just have fat nuts that so easily get squished when i wear tight pants
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Trace the arteries to find my heart 🫀
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trace the arteries to find my heart 🫀
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
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Aunt helping herself to her fourth serving of mustard: i wonder what's for dinner?
Me:
#ThanksGanksClapBap
Me:
#ThanksGanksClapBap
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Aunt helping herself to her fourth serving of mustard: i wonder what's for dinner?
Me:
#ThanksGanksClapBap
Me:
#ThanksGanksClapBap
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
watch out world here i are
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
watch out world here i are
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In case the "devs" being pieces of shit (there's people deep into AI on it btw) wasn't enough, here's some more
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In case the "devs" being pieces of shit (there's people deep into AI on it btw) wasn't enough, here's some more
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Unfortunately, the main dev doesn’t respect us.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Unfortunately, the main dev doesn’t respect us.
mr incredible joins the 23rd annual tenkaichi budokai
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
mr incredible joins the 23rd annual tenkaichi budokai
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Half-life meme I made a while back, can't be bothered to change the watermark
September 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Half-life meme I made a while back, can't be bothered to change the watermark
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
the funniest people imaginable on their way to comment "now try los pollos hermanos" under a video of someone eating at el pollo loco
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the funniest people imaginable on their way to comment "now try los pollos hermanos" under a video of someone eating at el pollo loco
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nobody online has actual values or beliefs they just see people get mad and join in on the outrage. sometimes this outrage is totally justified, sometimes it has at least somewhat good intentions but is totally detrimental, and sometimes it is just to feel superior to someone else
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
nobody online has actual values or beliefs they just see people get mad and join in on the outrage. sometimes this outrage is totally justified, sometimes it has at least somewhat good intentions but is totally detrimental, and sometimes it is just to feel superior to someone else
the original spyro games have amazing music but they're never tracks i think of outside of when im actually just playing spyro
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the original spyro games have amazing music but they're never tracks i think of outside of when im actually just playing spyro
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