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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉

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One of the faces behind KeukentafelMtG; The Dutch Casual MtG community for the most wholesome games of MtG around For those with fascist, nationalist, bigoted views; please unfollow.

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · Oct 17

Hello Blue Sky, Im Onur: an MtG nerd 🧙🏽

My fav deck you ask?

Jasmine Boreal of the Seven: which makes Thorsten vON URsus (the only card in MtG with my name) almost playable.

Just like my wife Yasmin in real life 😁

#mtg #magicthegathering

Oh yeah.. On a more important note:

Free Palestine 🍉

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 4d

And one day we shall meet! And drink and eat and sling spells and make photos while were at it

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 4d

The set we deserve

#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgxtmnt

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 5d

You took my bait! Deal! 😆

Haha but food and MtG close to me during my vacations is definitely not by accident 🥰

The food is in the Netherlands, as is the always open hang out invitation!

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 6d

If an Ice-cream-sandwich-and-a-boosty was a real menu item, both my health and bank account would be in huge trouble

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 6d

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Noname
Dave
Loyle Carner
Andre3000
Talib Kweli
Pearl Jam
Incubus
Gorillaz

The agony of just picking 8 😅

Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 8d

Define your music taste in eight artists:
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd

(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)

Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 8d

Define your music taste in eight artists:
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 7d

Really enjoyed this thread! ❤️

So heres my addition: Dimir draw three and cast a spell for free (I have never seen the player I targeted choose to discard three)

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 7d

LOVE GoI! BESTEST of friends with STEve, doing the graveyard hop 🥰

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 7d

Turkish Breakfasts ❤️ (including a Galatasaray themed pack IYKYK)

#mtg #magicthegathering

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 8d

'Who's the crazy one now?!'
- Torgle, Mountaintop Boatmaker

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 9d

Stuff I think about: Is this Selesnya risotto or Abzan because of the Mushrooms?

And the real question while you're here: what is your secret Risotto ingredient?

#mtg #adhd

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 10d

My wife & I make sure we enjoy all versions of our family at least 1 night away per year:

❤️Mom & big sis trip (dad & lil sis at home)
❤️Dad & big sis trip (mom & lil sis at home)
❤️Mom & dad trip (kids at grandparents)
❤️Dad & kids (mom alone time)
❤️Mom & kids (dad alone time)

Can recommend 10/10

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Sylvana Simons @sylvanasimons.bsky.social · 10d

Like en deel, mensen! Like en deel.

Mattnh @mattnh.bsky.social · 10d

Een oudje maar ik gooi hem er nog even in.

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 13d

*short

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 13d

In shoer: Players get 3 setup turns then the horde (automated deck) starts:

Draws cards until the 1st nontoken & that spell plus all tokens are played

Tokens have haste and are goaded

Horde doesnt have life, but gets milled per damage

Players win when the horde deck & battlefield is empty

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 13d

Like, Horde deck # cards I see 100 & 300?

Survivor lifetotals I see 20 p/player, but I also see start at 100 & -15 p/extra player?

I see different versions of Horde spell casting depending on the amount of players?

Etc etc..

So if you ever play The Horde, im really interested in your experience

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 13d

I want to create my own 'MtG the Horde' as a board game to play with nonMtG friends

With pretty straightforward, but powerful decks around UB characters, to give it a Marvel Ultimate Alliance co-op vibe.

But Horde seems to have many versions/ options in rules/Horde deck setup etc.

Any tips?

#mtg

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 14d

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 14d

The key point @mookdubsmtg.bsky.social made earlier; Its a comic, nothing is real

Weve seen this racist BS with many fantasy franchises. But find TMNT especially telling. With all inconsistent versions of green the Turtles have had over the years: but ive never seen any outrage.

Says it all.

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 15d

First of all, agree; caring about April being white or black is just racist bullshit.

Secondly, the original appearance of April is black.

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Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 15d

Happy Coming Out Day everybody!

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 15d

The card with classic Robert Bliss "eggplant emoji" art, with the "eggplant emoji-est flavor text 😅

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 16d

I LOOOOVE Turtles in Time! Dav SNES game ever and its not even close 😍

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 16d

From the moment I discovered Universes Beyond, i started hoping for a Turtles set or SLD.

And call me a hypocrite; while I would boycot the set in a second if I thought it would change the direction of the game

I am SO pumped to play with my biggest childhood fandom 😍

#magicthegathering #MTG

Onur of KeukentafelMtG 🍉 @keukentafelmtg.bsky.social · 19d

People bashing Greta Thunberg thats its easy doing what she does because she is born rich..

Like what the actual f*ck, finally someone who does something valuable with her generational wealth, they should build statues and assign holidays

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