Kevin in Detroit
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Non-virtue signaler and I'm probably judging you right now
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Next time my wife catches me jerking off I’m saying “I’m launching rockets with just one hand.”
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Next time my wife catches me jerking off I’m saying “I’m launching rockets with just one hand.”
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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November 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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I just watched "Return of the King: The Fall and Rise of Elvis Presley" and I'm convinced you could write down random words on a piece of paper and he could make them sound great in a song. #music
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I just watched "Return of the King: The Fall and Rise of Elvis Presley" and I'm convinced you could write down random words on a piece of paper and he could make them sound great in a song. #music
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Kevin and could get good grades if I paid attention and simply "applied myself".
I'm Kevin and could get good grades if I paid attention and simply "applied myself".
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I’m Drew and I’m a really bad liar who's fucking up his life.
I’m Drew and I’m a really bad liar who's fucking up his life.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Kevin and could get good grades if I paid attention and simply "applied myself".
I'm Kevin and could get good grades if I paid attention and simply "applied myself".
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Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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November 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Trump tapping Matt Gaetz to be AG is like asking El Chapo to head up the DEA
donald trump is wearing a suit and red tie while talking into a microphone
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and red tie while talking into a microphone
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November 17, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Trump tapping Matt Gaetz to be AG is like asking El Chapo to head up the DEA
It took Jake Paul longer to get to the ring in a car than it did Tyson to walk 🙄
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 PM
It took Jake Paul longer to get to the ring in a car than it did Tyson to walk 🙄