Kevin Walla
@kewalla.bsky.social
He/Him.
Writer. Curious about systems, language, and how things actually work. Usually thinking out loud.
Writer. Curious about systems, language, and how things actually work. Usually thinking out loud.
Critics literally gave Melania worse scores than Cats. Yes, that cats. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel... 
‘Melania’ Lands Rotten Tomatoes Score Worse Than ‘Cats’
Opening day reviews for the first lady’s $75 million vanity doc have been scathing.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Critics literally gave Melania worse scores than Cats. Yes, that cats. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel... 
If you’re tired just remember. The chaos isn’t random. It’s very organized and extremely well funded.
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If you’re tired just remember. The chaos isn’t random. It’s very organized and extremely well funded.
“Five shots, seven holes — put that in the books, boys.” Is what a federal ICE agent texted after he shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago.
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capitolnewsillinois.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“Five shots, seven holes — put that in the books, boys.” Is what a federal ICE agent texted after he shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago.
capitolnewsillinois.com/news/my-own-...
capitolnewsillinois.com/news/my-own-...
We were told trickle-down works. Turns out it mostly trickles sideways.
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
We were told trickle-down works. Turns out it mostly trickles sideways.
The American Dream now includes working three jobs while a billionaire gets a tax break for owning a rocket.
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The American Dream now includes working three jobs while a billionaire gets a tax break for owning a rocket.
Funny how “free market” always means “free for the richest people I know.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Funny how “free market” always means “free for the richest people I know.”
When billionaires sit closer to power than voters, that’s not democracy — it’s a loyalty rewards program.
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
When billionaires sit closer to power than voters, that’s not democracy — it’s a loyalty rewards program.
The Melania movie exists so history can later ask, “But why this?”
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The Melania movie exists so history can later ask, “But why this?”
Watching a glossy documentary about elite suffering while people ration insulin feels very on-theme.
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Watching a glossy documentary about elite suffering while people ration insulin feels very on-theme.
I love that we live in a country where healthcare is optional but vanity films are fully funded.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I love that we live in a country where healthcare is optional but vanity films are fully funded.
A $75M documentary about wealth, silence, and vibes. Somewhere a public school just lost its arts budget.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
A $75M documentary about wealth, silence, and vibes. Somewhere a public school just lost its arts budget.
The Melania movie cost more than most people will make in a lifetime and somehow still says absolutely nothing. A perfect metaphor for this administration.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The Melania movie cost more than most people will make in a lifetime and somehow still says absolutely nothing. A perfect metaphor for this administration.
Anyone remember when Trump wanted Greenland?
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Anyone remember when Trump wanted Greenland?
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Excellent!
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Excellent!
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
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I won’t stop reporting the truth. The First Amendment is the bedrock of our democracy, and I’ll continue to fight to protect it 🤝🏾🇺🇸
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I won’t stop reporting the truth. The First Amendment is the bedrock of our democracy, and I’ll continue to fight to protect it 🤝🏾🇺🇸
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No one show this to @whstancil.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
No one show this to @whstancil.bsky.social
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
While we call to abolish ICE, journalistic freedom is being slowly abolished.
Journalism has a lot of challenges right now, but this? This is Jeff Bezos’ fault. He bought The Washington Post and he broke it. For shame. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
‘It’s an absolute bloodbath’: Washington Post lays off hundreds of workers
Former Post executive editor blasts owner Jeff Bezos’s ‘sickening efforts to curry favor’ with Trump
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
While we call to abolish ICE, journalistic freedom is being slowly abolished.
The way ICE is monitoring Americans should be alarming.
Really enjoyed chatting more with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social about how the federal government is weaponizing private data. Privacy has become a life-and-death issue, and I have a plan to rein the government in. Thread:
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The way ICE is monitoring Americans should be alarming.
I could agree… or I could argue that perhaps we take a look at the systems that created this MAGA monster. Echo chambers. Misinformation. How religion was used to manufacture blind faith in a tyrant. This isn’t the first time in history this has happened. It’s just the first time it’s happened here
These people are fucking morons.
Trump Supporter Realizes He’s Been Defending Pedos All These Years
Whoops.
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February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I could agree… or I could argue that perhaps we take a look at the systems that created this MAGA monster. Echo chambers. Misinformation. How religion was used to manufacture blind faith in a tyrant. This isn’t the first time in history this has happened. It’s just the first time it’s happened here
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I’m pretty sure that America then gave them microchips later on… which is not only a conflict of interest but a national security threat. Is anyone else tired of this?
Exclusive: The top Democrat on a House committee overseeing U.S.-China competition has launched a probe into a $500 million investment by an Abu Dhabi royal in a Trump family cryptocurrency company.
Exclusive | Top Democrat Launches Probe into “Spy Sheikh” Deal with Trump Company
More than a dozen Democrats have condemned the company’s decision to accept an investment by Abu Dhabi royal.
on.wsj.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m pretty sure that America then gave them microchips later on… which is not only a conflict of interest but a national security threat. Is anyone else tired of this?
Jesus.
Trump is in the Epstein files over 38,000 times, which is 33,000 more times than God or Jesus is in the Bible.
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Jesus.
Yet Trump said America should “move on”
Important update: Major criminal investigation opened after Epstein files released as Trump asks public to move on:
Human trafficking investigation opened in Lithuania.
Poland investigates Epstein’s ties to Russia.
DOJ caught redacting Melania Trump’s face. Trump judge caught in Epstein files.
Human trafficking investigation opened in Lithuania.
Poland investigates Epstein’s ties to Russia.
DOJ caught redacting Melania Trump’s face. Trump judge caught in Epstein files.
Important Update: Major Human Trafficking Investigation Opened as Epstein Fallout Grows While Trump Demands the Public Move On
Good morning everyone.
open.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yet Trump said America should “move on”