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Ambivert birb from the big 🍎 longing to leave Florida for that Cali sun. Caustic, but candid and well-meaning. Aspiring webcomic author in the med field trying to figure life out. Crestfallen leftist, WoW and SWTOR enthusiast.
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It feels good to get back into the rhythm of drawing again. 🎨

It's been 11 years since everyone's favorite Gmod goober, Colin Wyckoff, left us...Despite that, he'll always be a big influence on many people, including me.
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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There are two kinds of people in the world:

People who suffered, and think because of that, everyone else should suffer the way they did because otherwise it's not fair.

People who suffered, and think because of that, no one else should have to suffer either.

Be the second.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Nothing will top these two
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
@skymagpie.bsky.social Bit of a hot take that no one asked for but...

When you think about it...Gnomes are basically mini-humans with sprockets, and Goblins are just miniature orcs with cola.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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I am starting my campaign to get Utada Hikaru to sing the next Superbowl Halftime Show
Weebs will listen to anime tracks that are 100% Japanese and then complain about listening to music in Spanish because they can't understand it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Listen...if Hearthsteel is a thing, then there's quite literally no need for the trading post anymore. We have enough currencies as is, why are we adding more?
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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“what cool shit can I do as Mayor? oh, I can marry people? awesome, let’s do it”

once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies. 
 
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York. 
 
 Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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"You're gonna get in trouble" is a childish hedging from someone who really believes that any level of this system's protection means anything to a person who just does not like you at all. I cannot be scolded or frightened or harmed in a way that changes my mind lol
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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This is exactly what my songs Tag Walls, Punch Fascists and PULL UP are about. People think it's corny or performative in song form, but here's the irl sincerity and anger of a guy coming up and saying "I'm going to punch you in the face" when you're hateful
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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It's honestly driving me up a wall watching Bondi violate basically every ethics rule of our profession in a public hearing and meanwhile I spent the last year dealing with bar complaints filed against me because I didn't praise Charlie Kirk and said Free Palestine.

Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It is a genuine tragedy Pam Bondi survived any of the hurricanes that hit Florida during her time in the state government here...
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 AM
It doesn't shock me one bit Miami is trying to win back Spring breakers; that they shooed them away in 2024 was a major self-pwn.

When a state's locals are a bigger problem than a bunch of rowdy frat brats, you really have no reason to blame Spring Break for your tourism industry problems.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Post a banger that's not in English
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlMd...
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
It feels good to get back into the rhythm of drawing again. 🎨

It's been 11 years since everyone's favorite Gmod goober, Colin Wyckoff, left us...Despite that, he'll always be a big influence on many people, including me.
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It is genuinely wild that the idea that playing Team Fortress 2 all my life may have basically confirmed it to Discord that I'm an adult.
quick everyone, start playing hentai and super violent games for discord to notice you are an adult lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Go Birds.

#SuperbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Somewhere there's a white nat having a heart attack from this halftime show.

I may not be 100% Puerto Rican, pero mierda, ¡esto es fuego! 🔥

...Pero en serio, necesitaba ser un poco más claro...Folla...😩
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Tomorrow is going to be a day for Latin joy and nobody is going to tell me otherwise.

Benito, take us there.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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They say “But you LIKED this art when you didn’t know it was AI!” like it’s some kind of gotcha.

We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I gotta be honest...I've never been into the Winter Olympics like I am for the Summer Olympics...So naturally I have a bias...

...But that has to have been one of the worst Winter Olympics opening ceremonies I've ever seen. The AI especially made it worse.
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Ahh well, atleast that American-sounding gibberish song was used...
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
OK, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not liking how that animated sequence looks so AI-generated...And I could've sworn I saw an error with one of the flags. It felt so unnatural.

I'm pretty disappointed that the Olympics committee allowed that…
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM