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thisiguy.bsky.social
Fucking love 1980sgamer bro. My fucking goat.
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
“oh yeah discord? we don’t need you” and she shows you this:
string and cans phone carrier pigeon google allo logo pony express
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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7thdragon2020.bsky.social
i still love this meme so much because im like 80% sure whoever made it was really mad when they did but i'll never be certain because it's just unironically correct
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
If KDE one day just comes out with a Konqi plushie I might genuinely explode
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
i hate using new apps
A green login screen for an App called "Deffun" At the top is the word "Deffun" which is above a generic looking app symbol (purple and blue circle) Below the symbol is a tagline that says "Talk to the world" Below the tagline are Sign Up and Login buttons Below the buttons is small text that says Terms of Service - Privacy Policy - Cookie Policy - Ads Info - More - ©Deffun 2004 An app that looks like a green Twitter/Threads/Bsky. Next to the reply, share and heart buttons is an odd cylindrical symbol new sonic: what does that fourth thing do f9 for mage: man (attached to the post is a headline that says "Twitter headquarters on fire for 18 days in a row") ben: what's your favorite memory of twitter jon (replying to ben): never used it star mario got (replying to ben): one time i posted a picture of my face and a garfield parody account replied that he no longer believed in God new sonic: what does that fourth thing do (the cylindrical symbol is red and rising on new sonic's post) 1st gen pokemon: deffun was created before twitter?? (attached to the post is the first image, zoomed in on the 2004) new sonic: i hate starting over on a new app. its like the first day at a new job where you don't know anyone or what that fourth thing does. what the fuck does it do (the odd symbol is rising to the point of touching the text) another screenshot of posts on Deffun new sonic: WHAT DOES IT DO (the odd symbol is now growing out of the screen and looping back down, touching new sonic's avi) 1st gen pokemon: oh shit (attached to the post is an image of the wikipedia article for Deffun. It says "Deffun was created in 2004 by Dr. Nick Staler in an effort to perform an online ritual to summon an entity known as The Lengthy Surgeon Users who signed up for Deffun unknowingly agreed to give up a portion of their souls to aid in the summoning. They were also entered into a lottery, in which the winner would be used as a vessel for The Lengthy Surgeon The website was shut down after Staler was unable to hit the required goal of 100,000 users" severed bot: wait the site needed 100,000 users? how many does it have now? 1st gen pokemon: 987,835,245 severed bot: ok new sonic has an unreadable post as it is completely covered in the odd symbol. More posts on Deffun Fox News: BREAKING: BIG OLE SURGEON CRAWLS OUT OF DEFFUN USER'S MOUTH (attached to the post is a headline that says "FIND A RELIGION AND PRAY TO A GOD BECAUSE IT IS NOT LOOKING GREAT") jon: OH GOD IT CONSUMES. OH HOW IT CONSUMES. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE NBC News: Elon Musk offers to buy Deffun for $45 Billion (attached to the post is a headline that says "Elon Musk: 'I'm gonna charge for vowels')
September 19, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
they're very sorry they got caught
Discord Distances Itself From Age Verification Firm After Ties To Palantir’s Peter Thiel Surface The third-party company Discord could use for their ID collection is mired in surveillance concerns and links to Epstein via one of its investors
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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darikis.bsky.social
PLUS ULTRA!
Chicago kid about to deliver a Plus Ultra punch to a ICE bootlicker
February 14, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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nettlenetsart.bsky.social
LATE BUT HAPPY BDAYYY
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug dressed as a big heart. and blug dressed as a cupid.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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anemone.ebiverse.social.ap.brid.gy
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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flurrys.nekoweb.org
Happy Valentine's Day to you all!
Valentine's Day card reading "I'll gladly spend 6 hours in an FPS lobby with you, Valentine!" ft. my sona wearing an Engineer (TF2) cosplay and a very terminally online Nugget
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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numetalmoment.bsky.social
Joe Hahn of Linkin Park loans assets from "In the End" music video to The Chicks for "Landslide" (2002)
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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sheeaagh.bsky.social
Anyway! #Aceattorney
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
Jesus Christ this fucking company
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 17h
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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cherriicola.bsky.social
Speed / Fly / Power
Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy. White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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rlg.moe
woke up to this im not listening to this shit fully
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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tirkarokujo.itch.io
Support/Tank/DPS
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy. White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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wamwoowam.co.uk
i have kids dot for sale available
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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lune-redd.bsky.social
>Chibi Reviews got cheated on by his fiancée
>Cartoon Network shows are going to be on Tubi instead of WB's own streaming service

Is it cuckold week or what?
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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vozer.cafe
atproto faggot
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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prdolan.bsky.social
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
Pic of woman with eye patch adn long red hair with headline: NY woman detained attempting to ride a horse through subway, dressed as a pirate and handing out gold chocolate coins.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM